Nice try, FBI (which would be “Fun Hard Knob”) or CIA (which would be “Big Bear Wand”)
I got fucking pussy meat. What the fuck.
OOF! Perhaps the Pussy Pounder would suit you better
They killed Kenny! Those bastards!
Pleasure Killer
nice try government to figure out the first letter of my first and last name
There will be another one of these asking for the third letter or something soon.
Man Injector…
Purple beef… I think I should see a doctor…
nice try fbi, but i dont return your calls for a reason
Say hello to my mighty Man Punch.
SCHLONG HARD PLEASURE TOOL UNIT
i’m not using my name, i’m just picking from the list and Fuck Killer is quite possibly the worst name for a dangle i’ve ever heard.
Skin Killer. If your partner’s still around after that intoduction, maybe you shouldn’t be.
Some funny ones there.
Like Bear Killer.
Or Fun Destroyer.
Danny DeVito would say, “Oh, whoops! I dropped my Monster Condom that I use for my Girthy Injector” (since Fun Tool doesn’t sound as silly)
Monster Meat, excellent
Nice try FBI. Your not getting my initials!
Remember, it’s ok to name your penis but it’s not ok to name the fella’s penis next to you at the urinal.
