am guy. gonna shave my legs and get feminine flip flops for extra tip
And paint your nails
Add fake tiddies for extra bonus.
I tio Bigg when my screen is graced with foot titties.
Nah, it would be too much effort to shave and paint the nails every day.
I’d stuff another female leg just for the photos into my glove box.
Your nails need shaving?
Don’t yours?! What kind of freak doesn’t shave their nails. That’s just weird!
Another? How many legs do you have in your glove box?
It doesn’t say that it works only for female feets. We have a sample size of one so we shouldn’t jump to conclusion. We need to take into account other data we can gather like the gender pay gap which would suggest that men earn more money and therefore male feet would generate even more tip. That’s obviously just an indication, it’s impossible to say anything for certain with the data we have available.
That’s the way!
inb4 some person writes a fember service
feminine flip flops
What even is that?

That was more skin than I ever wanted to see outside a NSFW instance.
think I proven my point
I still don’t get it? Those are just flip-flops?
Also what she’s wearing are rather Birkenstock sandals
Hubba hubba
that’ll be three fiddy.
In what app?
I have to tip when I order like I’m a psychic about the level of service I’m going to receive. If I was prompted to tip after, my food would probably come with less pubes and spit.
Doordash puts the tip in the order so that drivers can view them as bids for service, and they generally snatch up the highest tipping orders immediately. Low/no tip orders with long distances or a lower rated customer might languish, unclaimed, because drivers won’t want to take them for insufficient pay.
I always tip well when I use these services because I live in a generally low income area, and I know what it’s like to struggle.
Because of this, I usually get really good service. Probably because I have a good rating from tipping so well.
Which is why the delivery workers got so pissy after the delivery apps moved tipping to after the delivery.
https://www.businessinsider.com/uber-eats-doordash-delivery-worker-tipping-nyc-law-2026-1
This is the only service where I have to be Carnac to figure out how much to tip.
Is it the feet or is it a reminder that a human brought you food.
Correction: because a woman brought them food.
it’s because an attractive woman is bringing them food.
The delivery services I have used do have a small profile photo of the driver so maybe this is correct, but if you’re sad enough to tip more because of feet in a dropoff confirmation picture, you probably don’t care as much if the person is attractive or not.
Also, The random girl in the meme is not the woman who did this in the delivery photos.
i think it’s more of an unconscious thing. doubt they see the photos and think “hot, I’ll tip her more so she comes back”, rather it’s more like those experiments where people tipped more to strippers based on their estrus. 100% subconscious
Maybe I’m just ignorant to what drives my own biological monkey brain, but I think that if someone somehow is oblivious to the wider opening of their wallet because “potential mate” reasons, the individual just lacks self awareness.
I think it’s just it’s important to be aware of unconscious biases. we’re still money brained.
My thought as well. Humanizing yourself makes me think about the situation you’re in to be driving door dash and the situation I’m in to be ordering it. I ran into my diaper wipes deliverer yesterday and though should I tip? For delivery from a website, something i don’t tip for. But I made contact with the driver and I was grateful for their service in delivery. I think it’s human nature to be easier to tip light if you can forget a human person was involved
I think it’s the human aspect. I used to Doordash and there was a noticeable uptick in after-delivery tips when I put a thumbs up in my delivery photos
Tarantino Shipping and Delivery inc.
They’re trying to seize the means of reproduction.
Why is there a white lady on the cover image, are we trying to whitewash feet pics now?
Now you have to get your butt pictures in there
Pro-tip for the fellas: print out sexy legs/feet and hold the photo in front of food drop-offs.
As a man with a size 6 shoe. I’ll just wear some fancy strappy women’s shoe and play pretend.
The fools will never be the wiser
I know this is a joke but I would totally remove my tip for this 🤮
The ratio is acceptable. Feet guys pay really well.
I have a friend who is also a foot anti-fetishist. I find being revolted by feet equally inexplicable to being aroused by them, but both are fine I guess.
Personally, it’s not so much the feet themselves that are a turnoff but attempts to appeal to foot fetishists annoy me and obsession or focus on feet turn me off.
It’s like those skits of someone doing dirty talk to turn a partner on but they keep talking about stuff that is either not hot at all or more offputting or confusing than hot.
Though this one is subtle enough that it would probably go unnoticed, at least until I saw this post (going forward it will be obvious). Not that I use those food delivery services at all.
Not worth withholding the tip, just, I don’t want to think about dirty, smelly feet next to my food
Also I fucking hate tip culture
Penguin Classic: Happy Feet
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I should do that just so people have to see my hairy legs and hobbit feet
The top left picture is like: “gotta get her some flowers, but gotta tip those feet too.”
Dan Schneider’s ordering again?
This would work over here. I can’t talk to someone without impulsively fellating a toe, okay!
Only like sixteen felonies this year











