may this lesson improve your hygiene
Yuck! If you went straight from eating to masturbating without even washing your hands, you deserve everything that’s coming.
They probably didn’t come though.
And after that, he’s gonna go back to eating again
stop being weird they prolly just peed… 😐
I once used chilly oil as lube just to see.
It was indeed a terrible idea, as I suspected.
You… probably just want a steady stream of water, to flush out the irritants.
Get a detachable, flexible showerhead.
… these are also useful for things beyond flushing out irritants.
I had a dumb idea to use Deep Heat as lube once. My cock looked bright red at one point and i cried when my girlfriend at the time called a doctor. God dam ive had some cringey moments in my life 😂
I… wouldn’t use this as lube, because I wouldn’t want to just inflict this on a partner with no warning…
… but I find tiger balm on the nuts and bolt to be enjoyably painful, or, painfully enjoyable.
So yeah, masochist kink, i guess, compared to most other people?
To me the ‘oddest’ thing is that I’m apparently just a masochist, and not a sadist; somebody could be on their hands and knees, begging me to whip them or slap them, and I would not be able to do it, I’d actually just be purely angry that they were asking me to significantly hurt them.
Like, I never completed GTA V, because when I got to the torture scene, I nearly vomited and feinted… I just quit at that point.
Lol oh she was down to try it (we were both young, dumb and very horny). Yeah i get that, everyone has their flavour
Aha! I’m glad that you had both … well, maybe not understood what you were getting into, but you were both informed and agreed to it, hahah!
Variety is the uh, spice of life, as they say.
prolly a kink of some type
FUUUUCK.
I can feel this one.
Had a friend who did this with poison ivy. I’m still laughing decades later just thinking about it.
Yet again foreskin havers are winning
Wouldn’t the extra sensitivity make it more likely to feel irritation on the head when you touch it? As long as it doesn’t get in the pee hole, I wouldn’t expect it to feel like anything, especially because the spice itself isn’t spicy but only gets that way after reacting with water. So I’d expect foreskin to be more likely to trap some moisture to activate it, too.
And then theres me…using hot sauce as lube.
And by tomorrow your sandwich will have burnt all 3 holes.
