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ickplant@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 个月前

The Meatstorm

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The Meatstorm

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ickplant@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 个月前
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    Check in if you’re a Xennial and this is your exact flavor of humor…

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      Oh shit! I always just thought I was weird. Nope! Turns out I’m just a Xennial. 83’ represent!

    • anomnom@sh.itjust.works
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      Damn

    • [object Object]@lemmy.ca
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      Beef flavour?

    • marlowe221@lemmy.world
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      You got me!

    • UninvestedCuriosity@lemmy.world
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      It’s rare enough to be a good band name.

    • GreenShimada@lemmy.world
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      Check in if you’re one and have done exactly this to someone who texted the wrong number.

    • Jerkface@lemmy.world
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      Reporting for duty o7

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    It must have been a midwesterner texting, its such a polite response to such an unhinged response

    • trxxruraxvr@lemmy.world
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      Might have been Canadian or British. Not everything happens in the US you know.

      • Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world
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        Psssshhhhhh, not according to the news cycles.

      • FartMaster69@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        Blessing beef isn’t legal in Canada or British.

        • Honytawk@discuss.tchncs.de
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          But it is in the US?

          • FartMaster69@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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            Of course, it’s in the constitution.

          • ickplant@lemmy.worldOP
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            Not only is it legal, it’s strongly encouraged.

        • Typotyper@sh.itjust.works
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          Halal its not!

        • BigDiction@lemmy.world
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          In Italy they slappa da beef

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    It’s a baby shower. Wanda’s meatstorm already came.

  • Gork@sopuli.xyz
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    Nobody beats our meat

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  • Taleya@aussie.zone
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    That last text is something to send the husband a propos of nothing

  • unemployedclaquer@sopuli.xyz
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    I understand big pot vs 4 packs noodles

  • ummthatguy@lemmy.world
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    What you’re saying is you have the meats.

  • unemployedclaquer@sopuli.xyz
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    Holy Durango’s!

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    I’ve seen Wanda naked. Fact is, she already brought the roast beef.

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