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Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 months ago

I can SHOW you the WORLD

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I can SHOW you the WORLD

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Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 months ago
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    3 months ago

    Do you want to build a snowman?

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      Let it go! Can’t hold me back anymore!

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    This is a popular strategy for police brutality.

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    Cops do this when people film them now.

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    Disney understands the Streisand Effect and would let it lay unless it got too popular or became a meme or something. Nintendo has porn lawyers who will scrape the dark web for any victims. Fuck in front of a green screen with a Smash Bro tournament playing on the green screen.

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    Can You Feel the Love Tonight is a top tier smush song

    • W98BSoD@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      Found Doug Judy’s account

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    “it gets leaked” - eg, someone posts it as revenge porn, which is the case for a lot of sex tapes being “leaked”?

    Something about this meme just feels like it’s trivializing sex crimes.

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    jokes on you, I always have children’s movies playing in my sex tapes.

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      Anyone else find it weird when there’s a pic of a hot guy showing his wanger, but he’s obviously in his kids room, or their toys are all over the bathtub? Like, we can assume you’re a DILF without needing to know their actual favorite Marvel characters. Anyway. Amateur porn always a bit weird.

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        guilty pleasure is average moms who take steamy pics with their messy house in the background. I’m talking clothes piles, toys scattered, etc.

        so. fricken. hot.

        I want dirty pics of average women.

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    I mean, fucking to “all the colors of the wind” I could do. Fucking to “riff raff street rat” would be nigh impossible. I cant fuck AND do karokee at the same time.

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      Alternatively you can pick any Nintendo song, should work just as well

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        Imagine sexy time w/ Mario’s theme. You’ll end up pumping the same jump pattern of 1-1

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    That’s genius

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    You can remove an audio track. Best to have MTV music videos playing as well.

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    Damn Chapelle telling them how to remain pedophiles! 🤦🏽‍♀️

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    Remove Disney music, speed up video by 25%, and replace with Benny Hill Yakety Sax on an endless loop.

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    I think that would only help if they were making money off it. Not sure someone committing a crime would want to link their bank account to it.

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    “Ungh ungh ungh… Why did you stop?”

    “Is this cultural appropriation if I’m riding you and I’m not Hawaiian?”

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    Only the best for my Burbank Princess.

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