Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 month agoIf only they made this feature for long family road tripsslrpnk.netimagemessage-square16linkfedilinkarrow-up1413arrow-down16
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minus-squareTrackinDaKraken@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up20·1 month agoWhereupon, it deploys parachutes and drops to the ground… or ocean, or mountain top, or into the arctic circle. But, I’m sure it would be fine.
minus-squareSkyezOpen@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up13·1 month agoOr a cannibal island full of mutants.
minus-squareZachariah@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·1 month agoOr a mutant island full of cannibals.
minus-squareEchinoderm@aussie.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·1 month agoOr an uninhabited island that becomes full of cannibals.
minus-squareZachariah@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·1 month agoOr a mutant cannibal full of islands.
minus-squareNottaLottaOcelot@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·1 month agoIf they’re all mutants they’d think I’m the one that looks messed up, so they’d avoid eating me like I was Blinky the fish
minus-squareTrackinDaKraken@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·1 month agoIt might fall through a wormhole, and leap forward in time thousands of years, where Roddy McDowall clones dress up as apes and terrorize the populace. I mean nothing in physics disallows this, as far as I know.
Whereupon, it deploys parachutes and drops to the ground… or ocean, or mountain top, or into the arctic circle. But, I’m sure it would be fine.
Or a cannibal island full of mutants.
Or a mutant island full of cannibals.
Or an uninhabited island that becomes full of cannibals.
Or a mutant cannibal full of islands.
If they’re all mutants they’d think I’m the one that looks messed up, so they’d avoid eating me like I was Blinky the fish
It might fall through a wormhole, and leap forward in time thousands of years, where Roddy McDowall clones dress up as apes and terrorize the populace. I mean nothing in physics disallows this, as far as I know.