I already don’t eat breakfast and I’m still poor, what now WSJ???
Economists hate this one SECRET HACK you can do to avoid poordom. Among investmentology specialists it is a well guarded secret that switching to a making money framework instead of the popular losing money framework has a long term net positive effect on your private economy.
Of course, the answer was right in front of me! I just need to pull on those bootstraps harder
Just eat once a week. Yuge savings
Spare lunch?
Have you tried photosynthesis?
I think to save money you should skip dinner. Breakfast food is generally cheaper. Big breakfast at 10-11am. Late lunch at 4-5pm and a light dinner if hungry at night is more economical
Time to go one meal a day
Sleep for dinner
Of course this comes from the wall street journal lmao straight propaganda
I’m not religious, but I do feel like writing something like this is comparable to selling your soul to the devil. The person who wrote this abandoned their humanity for capitalists and they should be ashamed.
If they had the capacity to feel shame, I don’t think they would have penned that article. Disgusts me how quickly people abandon humanity for a few schillings
that’s the one Bezos bought?
Tomorrow’s headline, “Millenials are single handedly killing the breakfast industry”.
Maybe we should eat billionaires instead
I feel quite hungry lately
I could never eat human meat 😔
True, Elon probably tastes like meth
Maybe the WSJ has a point; we could save a lot of money if we stopped buying breakfast and just ate the WSJ staff instead
They act like most of us even have time to make breakfast like we’re living in some 90’s sitcom
To not get murdered, die right now…
“And while you’re at it, do you really NEED to sleep?”
"In fact, do you even NEED a home? You can just sleep at work like a good little corporate slave! "
No need to skip meals, there’s plenty of rich to eat
If you don’t have enough money for bread, buy cake instead!
Great advice with almost no historical downsides, probably!
I hope whoever wrote this trips in their bathroom and gets a severe brain injury.
Can’t get a brain injury if I have no brain…
taps head
I think something like “taps elbow” would be funnier.
Man that’s kinda fucked up, who knows if they’d survive getting another brain injury
Maybe I should get more money and live a normal life yea?
The headline is as valid as “just stop being poor”
I already skip breakfast, gonna need additional money saving tips…
No worries, I’ve got you. Skip lunch to save additional money.
already did. now what
How much additional do I save if was planning on having avocado toast?
You’d save abo… Wait a minute, us regular people can’t afford avocado toast.
Instead of planning for retirement, consider dying instead!
Consider it? I’ve already accepted it
RIP in peace
