If the quest involves any excuse for violence, I’m in.

Someone stole your cat? I’ll kill’em.

You lost a dead relative’s ring at the graveyard? Bound to be a necromancer I can kill.

Fetch you some water from the well? Push little Timmy in then get his parents to hire me to find him.

Hey, this was from Trudy & Doug’s Patreon last night, from their list of incomplete comic ideas. They’re the duo that make Oglaf comics.

but im a completionist

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