Operation Epic Fail
Mission fuck shit up was an epic success. As was every other US mission in the Middle East. Could you imagine a Middle East without USA’s involvement?
MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
Turns out the large nation that has been preparing for American invasion for decades have a few plans.
To the surprise of literally no one. Every single war game with Iran for the past 50 years has called them mining the Strait of Hormuz, it’s one of the reasons no other leader in the world has taken up Bibi’s offer to invade. To have done so without an immediate plan for capturing the Strait is so retarded it just about makes my brain start to believe in 5D chess.
My pet theory is that Bibi saw that he was about to lose his most obedient pet when Congress flips this fall and decided to cash in early and convince Trump to go in on an invasion. The pretense of this was last summer when AIPAC-affiliated media channels ran 24/7 pieces against every anti-Isreal person on the right, to shore up support (See: The Mossad-linked killing of Charlie Kirk).
Same haircut:
Honestly I’m not gonna call him a chicken for ending a war that never should have started, the “ending it” is the good part. For starting it to begin with I’ll call him a war hawk, and he’s Israel’s cuck (which is another bird reference, actually), but “chicken” no go ahead and end it don’t let me discourage you.
If he ends the “war” without securing the Strait of Hormuz then that means he lost the war. Trump is both a warmonger and a war-loser. Stick to selling steaks old man rapist.
Fucking loser
Uhhhh…huhuuuuuhhuhhuh…this is dumb… uhuuhuuuh
Desperate lil pedophile
Almost got hit by the goal posts. It’s my own fault, though, I know how much they tend to move around.
T.A.C.O.
Greta must be laughing her ass off, like Tim here (1:17, 1:58) (Tim is the mage, for the uneducated)
Trump over here playing chutes and ladders.
