Kegseth looks like a toddler angrily shitting his pants in this picture.
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Why two red and one blue tie?! Why the spacing?! I hate this picture! Lol.
Why do they all look like 3rd graders that are being forced to put on suits and take a photo?
But mom I want to wear shorts and wreck economies
They look like Trump told them to look as short as possible.
I’m just imagining a shot from a 50 cal rifle entering from the right and exiting from the left.
For guys that are obsessed by “being alpha” and “showing might”, they really have shit postures.
Vance is supposedly 6’2" and he looks like he is towering over Trumps supposed 6’3"
Trump’s a lot older than Vance. Maybe he was 6’3" once and has settled enough to bring him down to 6’1" but still says his full height.
trump was never 6’3", just like hes never been under 300lbs like he claims.
They all look like they are holding their shits.
The Stooges had to be smart enough to play dumb.
These guys are dumb trying to play smart.
It only works one way.
Hegseth has some child bearing hips
It feels like they themselves are stuck in a position they can’t handle, don’t know shit about, but they just try to manage while saving face (or just not become poor? Idk what the motivation is off these types of… Organisms).
The US truly is a miraculous place that something like this can happen.
They’re motivated by narcissism. That’s pretty much it.
Don’t forget the absolutely unrestrained greed
This photo composition vaguely feels like it’s meant to reference chess somehow, and good lord it feels clumsy. On SO many levels.
e: like, it’s uncomfortable to look at.
Their stances are so wrong, like the two on the right are mimicking Trump, who can’t help his stance.
And the spacing. So weird and unnatural. And so many more issues. This is nephew art, not White House level composition.
And the spacing. So weird and unnatural.
Why? It’s completely natural that people tend to distance themselves from anything that smells like decomposition and rot.
Is this the chess they’re referencing

CurlyShempShemp was an OG, though, and he gets/got so much hate. :(
They called him the ugliest man in Hollywood. :(
He was their brother. :(
Only 3 shots to make so many things so much better. I suppose 1 under ideal circumstances? I’m no ballistics expert.











