Between:
“The head of Sharpie gets a call. I don’t even know who the hell he is,” Trump said. “He said, ‘Is this really the president?’”
And:
Sharpie’s parent company, Atlanta‑based Newell Brands, said in a statement that it had no information about the specific conversation Trump described.
There’s a very real chance he just called a local Staples and placed a normal order for custom designed sharpie and laid the same price anyone else would have…
“Ah, man. Retail employees – gettin’ no respect these days at the highest level, let me tell ya, no respect.”
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“Is this President Sharpie? Because this is President Trump, and I really need to speak to President Sharpie about a custom designed sharpie.”
“Ummm, I’m just the support guy currently on duty. But sure, you can call me President Sharpie if you want. I guess.”
Who among us wouldn’t play along as President Sharpie? Finally a chance to act bigly
Whatever. Mine’s cooler.
Yes it is.
Damn, now I have to throw out my Namiki Yukari Maki-e - Apricot Tree and Warbler Urushi fountain pen…
If you want expensive writing tools fountain pens are where the gold is at. You can’t be dumbfuck stupid and write with a fountain pen though. Signing everything with a cheap sharpie is one step above using crayons or a finger he just wiped between his ass cheeks.
I wonder if he’s a fan of butt sharpies.
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Part of me thinks he watched some inspiring monologue in a movie or show where the character takes an unrelated topic and ties it back to the previous discussion to great effect and thinks “oh that’s easy, I could do that.”
Looks closer
Skerple
He’s never seen anything that big in his hand.
People are asking for ridiculous amounts of money for these on eBay.
“Well, sir,” Bessent replied, “as usual, you’re a tough act to follow.”
Sniveling toad.
