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Touché. Excellent analogy, actually
two second rule
lol. Brain’s like, “Oh, here we go, another incel posting… Heh… Hehehehehehe.”
Got you going there for a minute didn’t it?
You had us the first half ngl
Bro I had to reread it to realize it was a joke. Got me on both halves.
It’s almost not touching the dog turd beside it
My brain replaced hot dog with corn dog, which is funnier to me for some reason.
Corndog at a bar is still a great pickup strategy.
Just buy a corn dog, ask the bartender to send it to the person you fancy.
A random condog is hilarious, a wink from across the bar after that is hilarious.
But then the beauty comes in, it’s free food, who turns that down? And they have the option to eat it sexually while maintaining contact across a bar while trying not to laugh.
All around good strat. Will corndog again.
I’m glad you mentioned the wink. The whole move breaks down without it.
Critical.
Save some rizz for the rest of us bruh.
I’m trying to share it with the world
You know what? Uncorns your dog
At least you can peel off the corn dog husk and still eat it without getting floor in your mouth
How it felt when I spent 5 minutes on hinge. I swear every person I saw on the guy side was very maga-esque. The glasses, the hat, the fish, the trucks, the balloon animal muscles.
Ew
Honestly I have to wonder how much of that is some weird type of bias. Like how many guys avoid that shit like the plague so as to not risk association, like I look like the uncanny valley version of that stereotype and avoid that shit like the plague. Mind you there’s also the paranoia and general insular fuckery of my own to factor in but still I wonder if anything statistically or socially weird is factoring in.
I considered this as well. It is a good point, so I read profiles. Many/most were self-identified as conservative , libertarian, moderate, non-political, or religious. In my area they’re almost guaranteed maga.
In the fives minutes I spent on Hinge all the profiles of women I saw looked like some wannabe instagram influencers. Deleted my account after those five minutes.
Yeah it’s like we had the same experience essentially. I guess they are designed to keep you single but that experience makes a lot of us nope out fast.
How hungry are you really if you won’t even scrape up a mysterious item (maybe it was once a half-eaten burrito?) Off the floor of the bus?
She wants a hot dog, not a cocktail weiner.
I think she’s vegetarian
Think this is a perfect opportunity to post Scrandle
This image is over a decade old. It’s time to let it rest
Oh you mean it’s from the golden age of the internet from 2005 to 2015?
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