Try eating your keeper.

I mean, it would make for an interesting day.

That scrolling the same apps loop is way more relatable than most people want to admit.

I have now deleted my accounts, but there was at least one time that I was browsing reddit and got really bored, so I opened a new tab to check out reddit.

I looked at the front page posts and was like, “Oh yeah.”

No, the tiger does not need “enrichment”, it needs to be set free. Do not accept being caged as the normal and don’t be gaslit into thinking the toys you get is “enrichment”.

Reject the premise altogether.

Oh I have a literal ton of stuff I could/should be doing. Haven’t had any would for a long time though

Instructions unclear. Now have salmonella.