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ickplant@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 month ago

I gotcha, boss

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I gotcha, boss

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ickplant@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 month ago
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    Lemme guess her name is Vasquez and she also smokes cigars and is a smartass to everyone.

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      But she’s also just one of the boys because she’s a misogynistic lesbian.

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        Have you ever been confused for a man?

        • AnarchoEngineer@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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          No, have you?

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            boisterous laughter from all the guys

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          Who the fuck starts a conversation like that? I just sat down.

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          deleted by creator

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        She grew up with 4 brothers, which is why she can throw Mankind off Hell in the Cell and plummet 16ft through the announcer’s table.

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          God as my witness she will split me in half.

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      StarBuck from Battlestar

      • MinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.world
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        Katee is cheating

      • Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In@lemmy.world
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        Dirk Benedict had a normal haircut (for the 70s)

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      Shit I thought it was Christy Mack

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    Private Vasquez would like a word.

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      deleted by creator

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    I love this cut

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    And if she’s a badass space smuggler, she gets aviator goggles on her forehead.

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    I mean, this is a cool hairstyle

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    Ain’t nothing touched my nethers in six months weren’t run on batteries

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      Agent641, I can NOT hear this!

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        I could stand to hear a little more

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    I’m 90% sure she is a porn star. My penis can’t forget a face.

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    really cool hairstyle but a pain in the ass to maintain. gotta get the sides re-shaved basically constantly

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      On the sides is very easy. If you get an electric hair clipper at home you can buzz it down yourself as part of your morning routine, in probably less time than an average beardless guy takes to shave his face.

      When you start involving the back of your head it gets trickier.

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    Shelly Harrison from Bombshell holding Loverboy

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    this haircut is so offensive im hiding this post. i cant take it anymore.

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