Can you do this though
Probably used klarna
You’ll never be a billionaire if you keep foolishly indulging in the luxury of eating and drinking. You’ll also wasting time eating and expelling waste, you could have two or three other micro hustles to get ahead, you’re only two or three centuries away from success!
Even at my very generous salary, ignoring taxes and expenses, I’m still several millennia from joining the tres commas club.
Bottom feeders eating their 🥑 toast need to learn pull themselves by the 🥾 strap! /s
I carry my own ketchup bottle.
Condimitment
That reminds me of how people used to carry around their own spoons everywhere.
How many monthly payments though?
This is weirdly wholesome.
Start small. Get yourself a pizza, and work up from there.
It’s a good perspective. People get daunted by big goals like home ownership that are really just 20-60 thousand personal pizzas.
No house on Earth is worth giving up that many pizzas.
Depends on where you live. Where I’m at, single family homes are 25 pizzas per square foot.
Use those calories to mow lawns. Register an LLC. Hire a fleet. Buy them pizzas. Growth mindset.
Any pizza is a personal pizza if you’re not afraid to live life.
All my dads told me about how I was conceived in a bowl of iced piss from a woman they only knew as “sugar cunt”. I guess she was diabetic and liked to donate eggs in the most peculiar way.
So now whenever I ask who my mom is they just tell me she’s a cummy bear.
What the absolute forking fuck is this
My origin story
Villain or hero?
Mummy, there’s a weird person on the internet
I mean, setting realistic, achievable goals is a very good strategy and mindset.
Gotta build what you want, step by step.
… and also that looks like a pretty darn good pizza.
Has CPA grindset vibes.
Given that they now give out loans for people to buy pizza, that’s a solid achievement.
His kids are going to resent him when he brags about this in 30 years, and roll their eyes when he suggests maybe they just need to learn to be more responsible about rationing their Soylent Green.
Set achievable goals. This is inspirational.
- I’m something years old
- Didn’t buy myself a pizza.
- Not “parents.”
- Not “get lucky”
- I set a goal and have yet to achieve it.
- Some discipline, too much awareness, bad priorities
Gg
