North Carolina’s Michael Phillips revealed that he had a 0.38in member in bid to reduce stigma of the condition
Damn, that’s impressively small. Also bro’s got some confidence, respect.
Aint got much dick, but dude has balls.
O’O
Yeah if he is correct I wouldn’t want to shout that out myself but congrats on him for bringing awareness to an issue that I’m sure many men’s lives have been worse for. Not like we can control the size of any body part but it would make for difficult relationships. Yes I know size isn’t everything but that’s a bit different category of issue is all.
Ironic big dick energy.
Dick size horseshoe theory
I think this is probably alarmingly accurate
Unironic major example of how “[size] dick energy” is a really stupid, and inherently body-shaming, expression in the first place.
Yeah that took balls.
“It’s a bold strategy, Cotton. Let’s see if it works out for him.”
Seeing the insane amount of giant pickup trucks Americans drive, this guy is just a waterdrop in a giant ocean.
They say in the article 0.6% of men. That sounds like a small number, but if you have around the usual 300 Facebook friends, then you know someone.
I never had to give my size to anyone. How do they know everyone’s size to come to the 0.6%? That’s only the known cases. The penis-size-compensation trucks say otherwise.
As with all things, you can arrive at trustworthy estimates for things by surveying a sampling of people and then applying statistics. You don’t have to ask every person on earth. This is called the law of large numbers.
Also, they are defining micropenis as 2.6 inches so there are probably even more people who don’t meet this definition but would like more size.
But in general, people with a small penis add a few centimeters when asked about their size. Some also add a few inches but no one knows what that ancient system works like. So when I hear a penis size in inches it already sounds small.
Yeah. We’re on a different topic now from “how do they know - no one asked me.”
I would hope they made this very anonymous to reduce any incentive to lie. But I am sure dudes even lie to themselves, so it is probably difficult to get good numbers. Maybe someone has studied how much people lie about this and they used that to adjust the estimates?
Probability is bullshit. If you have 23 people in a room the chances of 2 of them having the same birthday are mathematically 50%.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Birthday_problem
edit: I keep forgetting you can’t make jokes without explaining them to redditors.
I even italicized “mathematic” out of reverence.
Can you explain the math?
I think the point is not how quickly can someone Google it but can he actually explain it, because he brought it up in a situation where it doesn’t apply, meaning he doesn’t actually understand it (ie can’t explain it).
Canconda’s original comment did not have the wiki link which is why I replied. Honestly, dropping 23 possible birthday pairs to reach >50% probability is still not intuitive to me.
Of my OG friend group of ~12 there are two matching birthday pairs. One coincidental and one pair of twins which don’t count.
To grasp it intuitively, I think of it like this.
With the first person, you have 1/365 chance the birthday will be on any given day.
Each person you add to that adds not just another person but also another day that can be a match.
After two people, you still don’t have a match but now you have two days. The third person can match either of those. That’s a lower bar than person #2 had to meet.
By the time the 15th person walks in, the question is: “what are the odds that you share any of these 15 days as your birthday.” And remember, it’s not that that person’s odds are 50%. It’s everything from the original 1/365 chance on up to that fifteenth person, cumulatively, that has a 50% change of a hit.
See how this already sounds a little more likely than just narrowing in on the final final result of two people having the same birthday? The way the problem is phrased makes it sounds like more of a bullseye than it truly is.
So I think part of it is just difficult to grasp intuitively, but it’s also phrased deliberately to throw off your intuition.
I can’t because probability is bullshit lol.
Damn you guys have no sense of humour.
If that was your idea of a joke, I’m afraid you have no idea what’s funny. More likely you are just attempting to laugh off your embarrassment.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Birthday_problem
Very easy to google ngl.
Hello - the birthday problem is interesting but it has no bearing on a simple percentage probability. The reason the odds of two people having the same birthday don’t rise linearly with the number of people is that every time you add someone to the set you also add a new possible birthday to match. You get to compare them to every other member of the group for a chance to match. You’re not just adding 1/365 each time, trying over and over to hit one date. You’re adding new dates to hit as you go.
This doesn’t apply in a simple probability like “0.6% of people have a micropenis so if you know 300 people, odds are you know one.” You really are just adding 0.6 every time you consider one more person in the set.
So… your comment is bullshit.
Damn must suck to be born without a sense of sarcasm.
Oh I was born with one of those. Also a bullshit detector, which is going off at your “I was joking” defense.
I hope it makes some people feel less insecure.
Yo!
I’m feeling large and in charge right now!
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I fooled around with a guy who had a pretty small dick, that thing got hard as a rock, it was pretty cool.
Is this a subtle way of getting the rest of the epstein files released?
Well played
I never thought I’d say this, but I’m pretty sure this dude is lying about how small his dick is.
We’ll need to investigate further to find out the truth. He must jork it.
How wide is it though
In the words of Ron White, “I might not hit bottom, but I’m gonna stretch out the sides”.
Tuna can dimensions.
Red Stripe peen
Cheese wheel.
I’ve seen dick as long as my foot and as thin as my toe. Lance dick.
Does anyone enjoy long and thin?
injection penis
Intraosseous insemination
Ducks?
Ducks?
Don’t Google “duck penis.”
Yeah, use a better search like Bing or duckduckgo. googol sucks and was never any good.
I like to think of them as little impellers.
Ah the one that makes you feel like you’re getting stabbed in the coochy
The chode!
It’s a smart way to get your micropenis some exposure.
.38 special baby, I bet that thing is electric
Is this jimmy from mr beast
The one and only
TBF if I may: trans men have been doing lord’s work on this issue for a while now
Oh my fucking god raise taxes on the rich and end rent seeking. Peace be with my lil pp gang. The guardian what are you doing bb
The guardian what are you doing bb
Click-bait farming.
oh, that’s mrbeast
Netanyahu would like a word
Specifically he wants to raise awareness of the fact that he’s got one, for the benefit of enthusiasts.
I hope he did anyway cause he’s gonna get sought out.
