Just wait til she shits on your lawn though
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On one hand: good for them. On the other: how are people this helpless
Unironically good advice though.
Some relationship experts recommend taking elements of treating your SO more like pets, because we are way more patient towards them, understand and reciprocate their needs for affection better, and don’t expect them to perfect.
and also we don’t hold back our emotions for them!
Who’s a good girl!!! Yeah you! You’re the goodest girl! Yes you are!!!
OP scratches gf behind her ears, puts her outside, fucks the dog.
Yes! That’s exactly what we… wait.
Not sure how to react to this tbh.
If this is even real, at least OOP learned a lot in this relationship, so if the relationship ever ends (because the gf found the post and was horrified to discover not only that bf had been treating her like a DOG, but he also told the entire world about it but didn’t tell HER), at least he kinda knows a little bit better how to treat a woman.
I would unironically love it if my wife would bust out a chocolate telling me “whos a good boy?”.
I will wash the dishes for that.
You should wash the dishes no matter what. You live there. Clean up after yourself.
Naw
Would you do it for a Scooby Snack?
I want this sooooo bad.
Ouf, that tldr tho
I just do the things to her that I do to my dog…
Sooo… You’re doing it… doggystyle? 👉🏼👈🏼
I hope this doesn’t mean that he treats his dog the same way he treats his gf 🍆🍑
Schizoid moment
I hope his gf reads it.
