For months, callers to the Washington state Department of Licensing who have requested automated service in Spanish have instead heard an AI voice speaking English in a strong Spanish accent. The agency has since apologized and says it’s trying to fix the problem.
AI is putting threatening to put The Onion out of business, not because The Onion articles can be written by AI, rather AI has just made this kind of satire nearly obsolete. The Onion is forced to retreat into existential screaming into the void humor, which they have done magnificently in the face of an unstoppable foe. The Onion will prevail and outlive AI though, mark my words!

Roger, Roger.
So leave me alone!
“leava me alono!”
towerful @programming.dev English What’s your vector, Victor?Remember_the_tooth @lemmy.world English So leave me alone! KnightontheSun @sh.itjust.works English “leava me alono!”dhork @lemmy.world English
Roger, Roger. KnightontheSun @sh.itjust.works English
I’m on smoko!
Oh dear I’m sorry I have a serious commenting problem!
My friends got a funnier version of this. The local elementary school has a service that translates automated phone messages for parents into any language.
She’s bilingual, but her mother only speaks Russian and shes been teaching the kids Russian. So she gets each message, 2x, once in english, and once in Russian. But, whenever the system hits a loan word, or word that is the same in both languages, (superintendent was the word it hit when I was driving with her thw other day)
it gets derailed, and finishes in english with a really over the top Russian accent.
Not the same Russian voice mind you, it switched from a woman speeking fairly fast to a man speaking english slowly and angrily, with a Russian accent, like it was trained off of cold war movie 'Soviets or something.
I think you can hear an example here: https://www.spokanepublicradio.org/regional-news/2026-02-26/couple-asks-wa-dol-for-spanish-speaker-and-gets-a-recording-in-accented-english-instead
That doesn’t sound like an AI voice in that it used generative AI. It sounds like someone just fed the English into a Hispanic voice on a regular text to speech engine. I could be wrong though.
Or maybe somebody wrote an AI prompt that said “hey make this voice file sound Spanish”.
PLEASE PRESS UNO
I couldn’t see anything there (but it sounds like some could) - anyone else has problems, try this one - it’s in the latter half: https://www.tiktok.com/@maya_maybee/video/7608347117161041183
Ah, man… I know it’s a screwup and it’s just hilarious.
This is hilarious, but in a I can’t believe how fucking absurd and stupid way.
They didn’t even bother QAing the pre recorded messages by listening once.

I feel terrible having done this to Picard…
Or some racist fucker was responsible for this.
It was almost definitely both.
Damn that is comically absurd
Before long, we wouldn’t need The Onion anymore with all this nonsense!
“para Espanol, oprima El Numero dos”
Beep
“Aye Chihuahua! You wanna tortilla? I got some tequila! Come on hombre! How you doin ehhh? Orale senior I think you gotta problem yeah?”
“¿…Que carajo es esta mierda?”
“trying to fix the problem”
Oh dear God that is frankly horrifying.
U.S.S. Ford is going to get sunk, isn’t it? “we’re trying to fix it” you motherfuckers
Always grimly funny when you can basically suss out the lazy-ass prompt: “Now do the same message, but Spanish.”
My kids’ elementary school had the opposite sort of message, the principal saying, in a flat slightly southern US accent - si quieres Espanol oprima el numero dos, like such an accent I am not sure anyone who spoke only Spanish would know what she was saying.
See
Kee-yer-is
Ess pan ohl
Oh pree muh
Ell
Noo mur oh
Dowhs.
Many years ago when t-mobile first debuted their “visual voicemail” that did automated transcription, my dad brought me his phone and wanted to know what the hell has happened with one of his messages. It said something like “Parrot vegan spaniel primo wavy.” I showed him that he could still press a button to listen to the actual message, and it was from Walgreens; the computer had been trying to transcribe the Spanish voice saying “para diga en Espanol, oprima nueve.”
It’s nice to know that AI can still give us that good old human touch in the form of blatant racism.
Somebody go ahead and shoot me, please. I want off this mother loving ride.
Cheech Marin, perhaps?
If I ask my Home something in French, half the time it reads off English text with a French accent. It’s so bad







