It’s been a long hard life. Just think. He’s only 32. He wasn’t even born for 9/11.
Or maybe he was. I’m unclear how many years long 2020 was. 2025 was at least 6 years long. And January 2026 was at least 2 years.
Honestly it’s all a blur. A horrific blur, in which I ask myself daily “What unspoken atrocities will we give birth to today, and how many people will suffer from this fresh new hell?”
A dead deer, mind you.
This really raises a lot of questions
There’s the obvious why, and what the fuck.
But more interestingly are the questions of logistics and planning.
Did he kill the deer himself or just see a roadkill deer on the side of the road lick his lips and get to work?
These are very reasonable questions. But I don’t really want to know the answers to them.
No one is talking about how that guy is 32 and looks like he’s in his 60s
Well, it has been a loong hard
dayweekyeardecadelife.
It’s been a long hard life. Just think. He’s only 32. He wasn’t even born for 9/11.
Or maybe he was. I’m unclear how many years long 2020 was. 2025 was at least 6 years long. And January 2026 was at least 2 years.
Honestly it’s all a blur. A horrific blur, in which I ask myself daily “What unspoken atrocities will we give birth to today, and how many people will suffer from this fresh new hell?”
And the answer is always “Yes.”
fuck that makes me feel like my friend wasn’t lying when he said I looked good and asked if I’ve been working out
because no, I haven’t really. not any more than I was before anyways
Plus aren’t deer potential carriers of rabies? Like, could you imagine getting rabies from fucking a dead deer and dying because of that?
They didn’t have that scenario in Oregon Trail.
It was always dysentry.
Learn the danger of NSTDR[1] today!
Necro–Sexually-Transmitted Deer Rabies ↩︎
When they found him, the deer was dead. They don’t seem to know if he started that way.
That’s even worse, because dead deer can’t consent.