Bird bath?
Texan Bidet
Texans don’t wash their ass, too woke.
I like to imagine that Americans from the random states in the middle with perfectly rectangular shapes do the same thing, but since it’s just rectangles, no one realises it.
Took the dogs to the vet the other day to get their shots, and the friggin rabies tags were Texas-shaped. Ugly!
Patrick, you’re sweating.
people would laugh if we could see the gif.
upload it to catbox.moe
Yeah I was at a bar and didn’t wanna figure out how to properly insert the gif. Props to that guy that reposted it correctly
Idk what’s anyone’s problem with Giphy, but Catbox certifiedly doesn’t open for many, even via tor.
well, catbox allows embedding wheras giphy does not
It’s embedded from Giphy in a neighbour comment here. Just need to get the correct image url.
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duly noted
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I never met someone with an ohio shaped frying pan
just run over your colorado shaped frying pan with your car
Im scared Florida and Texas will team up
Texas makes Florida look like North Carolina (the best state)
Nah, fuck that shit. Texas politics suck hard, but not like Florida suck. The Texas Legislature is out of their minds, but they still follow rules of procedure. Florida’s government is fucking gone
yeah lets not act like Roberts Rules of Order is what’s insane here
I didn’t say at all that that’s what’s insane, but the Texas government’s relentless adherence to rules of procedure has made it where much of the worst legislation proposed by Republicans has been defeated or significantly delayed through points of order and delay tactics by Democrats
Florida and North Carolina BBQ are on par with one another
Florida has BBQ? I’ve been there a bunch and have never heard of it
Maybe in general, but Eastern-Carolina style is the superlative barbecue form.
