Literally zero friction integrating pedophilia into traditional Christianity
literally zero friction
There’s a joke in there, but I’ll go to Hell if I make it.
I mean, if the Evangelical Christians are going to Heaven - I’d rather go to hell
I’d go for the music alone
Chicago kicks ass!
Hey, this coke tastes like Pepsi!
Also, if the Biblical god existed, supporting or worshiping it would be an incredibly immoral thing to do. Yahweh is perhaps the most vile and evil character in all of literature. It’s hard to imagine anything more evil.
The Gnostics really were onto something there. They’re the only Christian sect that makes a lick of sense.
The teletubbies HAVE to be more evil. I swear they are hiding something
You know what they say: Go to Heaven for the atmosphere, go to Hell for the company
The Republican party is not a monolith guys, it’s made up of several distinct groups such as child rapists and child rapist enablers.
And Catholics.
Like they said, child rapist enablers
Little of column A, little of column B…
don’t forget team blue
Have you read the Bible? Harems, concubines, child brides, slavery, women shouldn’t speak, etc…
Have you read the Bible?
Evangelical Chriatians:
Victor Garber!
As a former evangelical Christian I can assure you that any average one of them can only be said to have read the bible in the same way that I could be said to have read my favorite cook book. If that.
That’s insightful, thank you.
As someone who did read the full book years ago when going to school and remembers fuckall in it except how repetitive and boring the Old Testament was, this helps me understand their approach of picking and choosing scripture.
Numbers 31:17-18 KJV
Now therefore kill every male among the little ones, and kill every woman that hath known man by lying with him. But all the women children, that have not known a man by lying with him, keep alive for yourselves.
As Jesus intended /s
No need, it’s already part of it and has been for centuries.
Remember how the Catholic church raped kids and protected pedophiles? It’s not just Catholicism.
Also many of The other denominations too
Pedophilia has always been a part of Christianity. Mary was 13 when she gave birth to Jesus. Joesph was in his 70s. It’s the basis of the religion. At least Christianity tries to hide it by pretending that she was virgin and her child was actually from god. That’s better than, say, islam, where mohammad just outright marries Aisha when was 6 years old and pretended that allah told him its halal.
I had a Catholic education and it’s the first time I’ve heard this about Mary’s age, are those ages actually in the scriptures/Koran?
Yes, the sahih hadiths explicitly state that mohammad married Alisha when she was 6 and consummated the marriage when she was 9.
This marriage was justified in the quran via a verse 65:4, which virtually all the credible islamic tafsirs agree that it justifies child marriage and pedophilia.
Mary was 13 when she gave birth to Jesus.
There is absolutely no verifiable documentation of Jesus’s birth, much less Mary’s age at the time of pregnancy. Might as well complain about the ages of Alcmene or Deichtine.
This kind of rhetoric is playing straight into the magical realism of the biblical literalists. Next, you’re going to start accusing Adam and Eve of incest.
Check out poor Lot whose evil daughters plot to get him drunk so they can rape him. The poor old man, I’m sure there was no redaction going on in post production.
Remember that he tried hand them over to a gang of would be angel-rapists, first.
At first I though this wasn’t a shitpost.
Then I thought shitposts have evolved into what would previously have been called cutting, brilliant satire. Then I thought that fascists killed satire, and this is just straight-up news.
Finally I realized this is indeed a shitpost and should have just thought “Yeah, heh.” And be done with it.
Catholic here. Not as difficult as you might think.
“Well God can use ‘imperfect people’. Just look at King David.”
How that story actually went…
David: Has an affair with Bathsheba and has her husband assassinated.
God: “Listen here you little shit. I gave you everything you could ever want and you decided that wasn’t enough. I’m feeling merciful so I won’t kill you like you killed Uriah. Instead, you can spend the rest of your miserable life suffering the consequences of your evil deeds.”
Yes, instead he tortures David’s innocent child to death for a week for David’s crime. And no punishment at all for the 200 philistine foreskins or any other of David’s immoral behaviour
Tbh theres pedophilia and incest in the bible already
But sometimes it depends on the translation (and language)
“They’re eating the cats, they’re eating the dogs”
And it turns out they were actually eating children. With disturbing descriptions of what it was like. RIP Madeleine McCann.
Quite easy. It was either King Salomon or King David who in their later years “had virgins in his bed every night.” In that time, you can assume that we are neither talking about 18+ women nor that this was in any modern sense consenting…
Pedophilia is already part of the Bible, is it not?
I’m pretty sure pedofilia is a problem in most religions. That’s why I choose no religion
