We vegan posting today boys
Not the new pope, he is from Chicago. He was raised on hotdog water and white bread.
Holy water (of the variety you dip your hand in) generally contains human waste (from the hands) and salt (added to stop it from growing mould or algae). Probably not too different from hot dog water.
Ok. Hear me out.
Hotdogs brined in holy water
What about pork soda?
I’m sorry, WHAT
“Grab yourself a can of pork soda You’ll be feeling just fine Ain’t nothin’ quite like sittin’ ‘round the house Swillin’ down them cans of swine”
~Primus (they suck)
Is there pineapple in it?
You could garnish
Time to make some holy hotdog water
I had an old coworker that made his own vodka. He always talked about wanting to make some from hotdog water. He was going to call it WurstWasser. I even made him a logo with an anthropomorphic hotdog taking a shower. I hope he made it.
That’s why Fred dust named an album after it.
Random Pro Tip
Steam your hot dogs and buns. Idk I just tried it the other day and light-years better than boiling.
Tell us more about your setup. Do I need a steamer?
Using a fancy steamer would work great but I keep lo-fi with just a wire rack. Fill your standard pot about a third with water and the rack, then once it’s boiling set dogs in for 4-5 minutes, covered. Really until they are hot but won’t take much. Then set buns in for 2ish minutes to heat and you’re all set.
It’s basically how street hot dog vendors do it. Miles tastier than boiling where flavor goes down the drain with your water.
I’m going to do this soon, sounds amazing. Thank you for taking the time to type this up!
For the budget conscious, be sure to save the weenie water! Add a ketchup packet for a delicious soup!
What if you add a single drop of hot dog water to holy water, or vice versa?
