Ain’t no way anyone makin 12 million a year settling for me 🤣
I would
Then hire a cleaner
A chef
A gardener
A housemaid
And just chill with my kids
Word. Spending time with them is the real prize.
This is the correct answer
$12 million a year? In two years time we’re retired and the kids are set for life.
Dude I’d be a stay at home dad if my wife was making 70k a year
Yeah! I’m even encouraging my wife to put herself out there more and ask for promotions.
I’m also encouraging your wife to put herself out there more
No because of gender roles i will demand she quits this high paying job and stay at home and we both live off my minimum wage. /s
That is not a 12-million dollar earners’ kitchen
Naw that’s just rent in LA.
Right I forgot this was 2026
You don’t stay rich, by spending it all.
Gotta spend money to make money.
I mean, not all, but you kinda DO stay rich by spending and investing and improving quality of life.
I need to invest in a boat.
See, now you’re starting to sound like a lawless billionaire!

You ever wonder if there’s more to life than all this?
I would do it for a lot less than that.
Do I have to wear the lace all the time? I don’t look good in lace.
And honestly probably not; not because I have any objections to her being the breadwinner or have any weird ideas about who raises kids, but mostly because I’m not sure I could do it. I’d be a pretty shit father.
I assumed that’s only the summer uniform.
12 million Zimbabwe dollars
Oh man, that’s $33k/year :( When dealing with any genie or monkey paw, always specify which currency you want the money to be in!
I’ll admit $33k/year is on the low end, but in a country where the average income is $4800 that’s still pretty good.
Bro, I’d do that if my partner made one twentieth of this kinda money.
That’s my dream
I’m on board
You can totally tell from the pic he never user a vac cleaner and or cooked in his frighing life…
Yeah, because bro was working full time on sculpting those arms.
If I was a working parent with a stay-at-home spouse, I would felt guilty AF for not having more time for family. It would hurt to leave every single day and having to work overtime would make it all worse. I would feel that I’m abandoning my spouse to raise our human spawn alone. I would get to go to work and escape the problems of raising kids and taking care of the home. I get to hang with other adults, maintain friendships, etc.
I’ve taken less work than I could, making less money (still fortunate to make what I make), because I get to see my kids more. Kids are also a huge pain in the ass sometimes, and so I won’t leave my wife with more of a burden than I have myself. We’re a team, and we’re a family. When they get older and more independent, maybe I’ll put the hammer down and make more money, but right now I have the perfect balance and I wouldn’t want it any other way.
Unfortunately, probably gonna have to go bash Nazis eventually.
Unfortunately, probably gonna have to go bash Nazis eventually.
As is tradition.
damn right I would. Spending more time with my kids, cooking whatever I want and not having to do chores with the little amount of spare time I have after I’m done working would be great.














