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ickplant@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 3 months ago

Just say the word

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ickplant@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 3 months ago
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  • dreadbeef@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    Ain’t no way anyone makin 12 million a year settling for me 🤣

  • FunkyCheese@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    I would

    Then hire a cleaner

    A chef

    A gardener

    A housemaid

    And just chill with my kids

    • ickplant@lemmy.worldOP
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      Word. Spending time with them is the real prize.

    • SolarMyth@aussie.zone
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      This is the correct answer

  • CompactFlax@discuss.tchncs.de
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    $12 million a year? In two years time we’re retired and the kids are set for life.

  • JusticeForPorygon@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    Dude I’d be a stay at home dad if my wife was making 70k a year

    • NoiseColor @lemmy.world
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      Yeah! I’m even encouraging my wife to put herself out there more and ask for promotions.

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        I’m also encouraging your wife to put herself out there more

  • ceoofanarchism@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    No because of gender roles i will demand she quits this high paying job and stay at home and we both live off my minimum wage. /s

  • Sentient Loom@sh.itjust.works
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    That is not a 12-million dollar earners’ kitchen

    • queermunist she/her@lemmy.ml
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      Naw that’s just rent in LA.

      • Sentient Loom@sh.itjust.works
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        Right I forgot this was 2026

    • Carl@sh.itjust.works
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      You don’t stay rich, by spending it all.

      • UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world
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        Gotta spend money to make money.

      • SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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        I mean, not all, but you kinda DO stay rich by spending and investing and improving quality of life.

        • Carl@sh.itjust.works
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          I need to invest in a boat.

          • SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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            See, now you’re starting to sound like a lawless billionaire!

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              • SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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                You ever wonder if there’s more to life than all this?

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    I would do it for a lot less than that.

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    Do I have to wear the lace all the time? I don’t look good in lace.

    And honestly probably not; not because I have any objections to her being the breadwinner or have any weird ideas about who raises kids, but mostly because I’m not sure I could do it. I’d be a pretty shit father.

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      I assumed that’s only the summer uniform.

  • Tabula_stercore@lemmy.world
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    12 million Zimbabwe dollars

    • DannyMac@sh.itjust.works
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      Oh man, that’s $33k/year :( When dealing with any genie or monkey paw, always specify which currency you want the money to be in!

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      I’ll admit $33k/year is on the low end, but in a country where the average income is $4800 that’s still pretty good.

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    Bro, I’d do that if my partner made one twentieth of this kinda money.

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    That’s my dream

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    I’m on board

  • S_H_K@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    You can totally tell from the pic he never user a vac cleaner and or cooked in his frighing life…

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      Yeah, because bro was working full time on sculpting those arms.

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    If I was a working parent with a stay-at-home spouse, I would felt guilty AF for not having more time for family. It would hurt to leave every single day and having to work overtime would make it all worse. I would feel that I’m abandoning my spouse to raise our human spawn alone. I would get to go to work and escape the problems of raising kids and taking care of the home. I get to hang with other adults, maintain friendships, etc.

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      I’ve taken less work than I could, making less money (still fortunate to make what I make), because I get to see my kids more. Kids are also a huge pain in the ass sometimes, and so I won’t leave my wife with more of a burden than I have myself. We’re a team, and we’re a family. When they get older and more independent, maybe I’ll put the hammer down and make more money, but right now I have the perfect balance and I wouldn’t want it any other way.

      Unfortunately, probably gonna have to go bash Nazis eventually.

      • ickplant@lemmy.worldOP
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        Unfortunately, probably gonna have to go bash Nazis eventually.

        As is tradition.

  • m-p{3}@lemmy.ca
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    damn right I would. Spending more time with my kids, cooking whatever I want and not having to do chores with the little amount of spare time I have after I’m done working would be great.

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