The shop has one of those penny flattener machines but it leaves the surface completely blank when it’s done.

“The Void Stared Back!” Tshirts and bumper stickers.

Souvenir keychains with everyone else’s name but yours.

I visited the public static void and returned with nothing but deprecative looks.

A bungee rope to try it out.

Single socks

Void gift cards

Snow globes with no snow.

Postcards that say “wish you were here!”

L’appel du Vide mugs

Towels

Copies of the twilight zone and books on multi-dimensional theory such as imagining the 10 dimensions

Water to refresh your mouth after spitting off the edge.

T-shirts that from a distance seem to have stains on them but up close they’re blank

Broken warranty seal stickers

My Grandma Went To The Void And All She Got Me Was This Tshirt

Gift sets of overpriced black socks