The AI detects when the machine’s about to freeze up and make noise, so it automatically defrosts before things get loud.
Are we using “AI” to describe microcontrollers now?
Have a machine run something at a certain temperature (or range of temperatures) is about the simplest thing to program.
In a lot of cases “AI” is slapped on as marketing buzzword for anything with even a simple algorithm controlling it.
We got a new “AI” washing machine last month. As far as I can tell it the same as last years model just with some of the auto settings renamed to something AI.
My oven was discontinued and the new on has an air fryer setting…which is just the same as thenstandard functionality
“Analog AI”
My kids?
AI is pretty much any conditional statement at this point. I saw a YouTube video talking about AI in decades old video games.
TBF, specifically for games, enemy behavior has been called “AI” for decades.
Ultrasonic chef’s knife
3 years ago I wrote a cyberpunk novel for NaNoWriMo. In it, one of the hoodlums was waving around a “compu-knife”. A knife that you have to pair to a smartphone app over Bluetooth, or it won’t work.
All together now: Cyberpunk was meant to be a warning, not just an aesthetic.
(I know, I know, the article doesn’t say the knife needs to be paired to an app. I feel lucky about guessing it does though)
It doesn’t. The knife is actually really, really cool. I’d heard about it a few months ago and if I had the disposable cash, I’d by one.
The panda is gonna drain Grandma’s life savings
Great, more worthless junk
Will the knife spray particles all over the place? Or perhaps vaporize liquids on meats, basically aerosolize salmonella?
…less AI slop on the horizon?
Where the fuck do you get this optism from and can I buy some?







