Some of my best Uber rider stories are from Waffle House waitresses. Legit fucking warriors, you have NO. IDEA. Unless your imagination involves the words “race war in the restaurant,” you have no idea.
Btw she was citing that as the LESS DRAMATIC LOCATION TO WORK AT. I shit you not, my hand to God.
But their food is garbage.
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Followed by “Genocide in the Bodega”
I’ll be waitin on the album drop
Yoink!
I’ve a '79 Corvette. The first night I met my wife, I took her for a ride in it to the local Waffle House.
I guess it worked; she married me eight years later.
edit: I messed up my math. It was ten years later. Don’t tell her I said this, okay, guys?
So did you win the fight?
My life so far with my wife is for sure something I would describe as winning.
Why did this immediately start playing in my head as soon as I saw this picture?
You don’t “go” to a Waffle House, You “find” yourself at a Waffle House.
If you run over a pancake with a car, it looks like a waffle.
If you run over a waffle with a car, it looks like a pancake.
No other food does this. I’ve run over a lot of food.
This is the kind of thing the blazed out of his mind guy sitting next to you at the Waffle House at 3am says to you unprompted.
Ooh, I was prompted! Just because you can’t hear the voices doesn’t mean they don’t make sense.
The only southern pride I have ever felt was for waffle house
That and bbq.
And Cajun.
… If anyone is from Seattle:
The CrackDonalds, 3rd and Pine.
For those not from Seattle, go on Google Maps and pull up streetview right now… yep, the camera car drove by with the cops there.
Because they are basically always there, because, for like at least 20 years, that McDonalds has basically been a constant scene of absolute insanity.
There is a pretty good chance that any time you’re there or walking past it, some kind of crime that can put you away for 5 years minimum has occured within the last 8 hours.
The staff there have seen some shit, lemme tell ya.
I’ve seen some shit there, many times, so many times.
That McDonalds. That particular one.
I’d say they’d stand a good chance against a Waffle House crew.
Damn, you weren’t kidding. I was expecting a cop car, not six.
To anyone looking, you have to get the corner/mid-intersection shot to get the mess of police. If you’re just going up Pine, it looks pretty benign.
And as it is in that view, Sept 2025… yeah, that whole block is actually looking a lot cleaner than it normally does, at least in my experience.
Let’s just say its difficult to describe the … smell.
Maybe today it’ll be meth! Maybe fent! Or the classic crack.
Probably weed and cigarettes, decent forecast of vomit, shit, or piss, and, once in a blue moon, just an actual decaying corpse.
Yep, that particular bundle of blankets and tarps, that particular homeless person? Not sleeping, literally dead.
I’ve seen em clean the … residue, after the body is removed … I’ve seen city workers burn it away, with basically flamethrowers.
For convenience: https://maps.app.goo.gl/aMkkxes7cVpNQMDe8?g_st=ac
Hey thanks!
I did not know you could actually just directly link it in that way.
You can share the link for whatever view you’re looking at in Street View. Also works via the share button in the app.
An unhealthy Waffle House staff are essentially the Annihilation Wave.
I always thought that was some straight ninja shit. That lady impresses me every time I see this clip.
As is the staff would ever be healthy
Fiege, Waldron, are you listening? You need this scene.
Although to be fair the Waffle House staff would more likely be on the same side as the Avengers. Save their asses with a chair to Thanos’ head or something.
