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When I’m dead, I won’t be unhappy.
Moral of the story: You will never be happy.
No the moral of the story is to not put off the things in life that will make you happy or fulfilled to some more convenient time. Sometimes you gotta rip off the bandaid and try new things. Sometimes you’ll fail but you’ll be happy you tried and failed rather than never trying at all.
Yes I know but mine is funnier
agreed
All is well that ends well.
… but some megacorp mf better not resurrect me & make me go to work after death.
I’ll get up for a quick skeleton war (I’m contractually bound), but that’s it.If they brought back people from death, I wonder if the revived people would care about dying to bring the corporation down.
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