
Ah man I’ve not heard Kryptonite in years
I have a short playlist of Superman songs.
- Kryptonite - 3 doors down
- Jimmy Olsen’s Blues - Spin Doctors
- Superman (Its not easy) - Five for Fighting
- Superman’s Dead - Our Lady Peace
- (Wish i could fly like) Superman - The Kinks
- Superman - REM
Always looking for more.
What about “(I’m No) Superman” by Lazlo Bane, aka the Scrubs theme song?
Silvergun Superman - stone Temple pilots
How could you miss Superman by Goldfinger
Sunshine Superman - Donovan
Superman’s Song - Crash Test Dummies
I sing it to my son at bedtime.
Scrubs theme song - Superman - Lazlo BaneAlready covered
No One Likes Superman Anymore - I Fight Dragons
If we’re talking pure elements at room temperature, people can die from extended contact/eating/breathing beryllium, fluorine, phosphorous, hlorine, chromium, cobalt, arsenic, cadmium, antimony, cesium, mercury, thallium, lead, bismuth, polonium, radium, thorium, uranium, plutonium, and americium. That doesn’t even count all of the heavier than air gases that will kill you in a couple of deep breaths. People are very squishy and prone to getting injured by things.
Also, if you throw them hard enough, all the other elements will kill you too.
Depleted Uranium APFSDS Round says Hello!
Would have been a more useful list if OP had excluded eating, since humans can be killed by eating almost everything not intended as food.
So is a kidney stone
Been through two medical fears already, catheter up my dick (3 times) and a broken femur. Kidney stones are still on my bucket list!
Boss brought his to work one day for show and tell.
“That came out your urethra?!”
As someone who has passed about a dozen over my lifetime… I wish you may never have to go through it. I’d rather have the catheters.
Yeah but I’m not super. How’s he supposed to call himself super if he’s weak to the same shit I am.

That’s my kind of rock right there!
I don’t understand. The point isn’t that we are not vulnerable to something similar, it’s that Superman is nearly invulnerable. So, my brother in Christ, this is not a retort.
Exactly. I don’t claim to be some sort of super man
Most rocks are my weakness, if thrown hard enough
Rock + Isaac Newton = death
One big rock from space can wipe out the entire planet.
I mean yes, but so is to much air, to little air, time, gravity, the sun, pointy sticks, our own biology every form of life in existence and failure to poop correctly.
Yeah but uranium kills you after a bit, kryptonite takes him out instantly.
Doesn’t kryptonite just rob him of his power and severely weaken him? It’s like uranium both the time accelerated.
You can brain anyone with a rock.
Nice try but I eat Uranium for breakfast.
I think we all eat Uranium for breakfast.
- get near the white house
- stop time
- summon a 1lb rock of pure polonium 212
- resume time
- profit














