I am secretly a raccoon.
And I’m not actually a sloth.
I’m 3 kobolds in a trenchcoat.
I have read the terms and conditions
I set my age to the max in Steam back in the day, now I’m well beyond 100 years old.
Oh wise and ancient one, what game should I buy?
Kingdom Come Deliverance 2 gets my vote for game of the year 2025.
I love the idea of the games but I spent days practicing the combat in the first game only to die by the first person to attack me every time.
Is the second games combat any easier?
inb4 “git gud”
I tried. That’s the problem.
It’s not fundamentally different but it is improved. If you keep your armor on and load up on potions you can probably mash your way through anything.
gitter gudder?
Lying, on the internet, about something?
Or
Lying about ‘something on the internet’?
Also, ‘lying about’ = telling lies, or being lazy?
Such a vague question.
Nice try FBI
I’m lying in this statement.
I emailed “looking forward to seeing you” to someone I’m completely indifferent about seeing, so I guess.
Holy shit. I hope they never find out, they’d probably be devastated. What next, do you spit lies when someone asks how you’re doing???
Fine, thanks. And you?
Yes. I’m actually an undercover Trisolarian and my people will invade soon.
Perish, puny Earthlings.
That seems a bit silly… I mean we’re doing a right fine job of perishing with or without your help. Why waste all that time and energy when you can just… wait.
I have to lie all the time because my true thoughts would get me banned for “inciting violence”
As if we had other options at this point
What does currently mean?
Have I done it recently? Yes.
Am I doing it right now with this post? No.
Lies!
I confess… I am a dog. I have been burdened with this venomous secret for years. Nobody suspected a thing.
I work on being authentic at all times.
I’m working on the exact opposite.
There’s some “unpleasant” parts of myself I lie about to nearly everyone, minus close friends. I’m practically a different person on every social media platform.
Thats normal. Just dont pretend like youre fooling everyone.
uh… no?
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