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Thales@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 month ago

Can I use your shower?

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Can I use your shower?

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Thales@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 month ago
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  • Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world
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    What’s with the red pepper next to the shower ranch? Seems kinda weird to me.

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      Bath salts. It’s a girl thing.

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      It’s like baby power for your balls. Just completely worse

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        Found the Minnesotan

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          Uff-da! Got 'em. Sorry, got a little over excited der. Guess you can tell I’ve been to Caribou more than once today. Whelp, I better get a move on. Got hotdish ready soon.

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            Oooookey then

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      Shower ranch?!

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        Yeah, saves time.

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    Dawn for the win. Need nothing else to get squeaky

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    Hay! We use the same shampoo! Although I prefer the blue cheese.

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      I thought shampoo was supposed to be buffalo, and conditioner should be ranch/blue cheese.

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    I don’t know about the coffee and salad dressing, but, I totally keep a bottle of Ajax dish soap in the shower.

    It’ll cut the gear oil off you.

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      Coffee?

      Also, while I don’t keep it in the shower, yes, dish detergent is great for many things other than cleaning dishes.

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        Ah. Mistook the red pepper for a jar of instant coffee.

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          That makes more sense than the ranch and pepper. I could see a more desperate version of my self take a shot of instant coffee and wash it down with some water from the showerhead.

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          I bet if you turned it into coffee it would certainly wake you up.

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      I don’t know about the coffee and salad dressing,

      Remind me not to ask for a cup of “coffee” from you…

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      Username checks out here.

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    Long ago, after a very pleasant weekend with this girl, I made that mistake. She had horse shampoo, for manes and tails.

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      Dating a horse means having a stable relationship.

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      I’ve used that shampoo before.

      good stuff.

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    There’s a cordial brand here in Australia that legit looks like washing up liquid, both in packaging and the colour of the liquid.

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      Huh, here we have a cleaner brand that looks like some sort of juice or drink mix.

      Seems like they should just switch packaging, haha.

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        I’ve only tried Lavender Fabuloso! This is a whole new world.

        Although, while I love the smell, I think this stuff is not very responsible ecologically… Can someone correct me, please??!

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    What even does ranch mean tho.

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      A condiment of “buttermilk, salt, garlic, onion, black pepper, and herbs (commonly chives, parsley and dill), mixed into a sauce based on mayonnaise.”

      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ranch_dressing

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    Someone made this a skit

    https://www.instagram.com/reel/DPPJHcSgNdY/

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