This kills the gator
Mmmmmm gatorade
Humans actually created gators; they’re a crossbreed of citron and crocodile. So in a way, we already made Gatorade.
Its bad enough that humans are already stealing all the gator’s aid to fuel spectator sports, don’t juice out the little they still get.
The Gatorade must flow…
Its too bad the REAL gatorade got banned from shelves during the Cola Wars.
That’s why I only drink homemade Gatorade. Take the Gator out over my dead body!
I always wondered what Gatorade was made out of.
I always wondered what Lemonade was made out of
In the same line of thought: stop killing babies to make baby oil. /s
I keep rubbing the “no more tears” shampoo in my kid’s eyes and she keeps crying.
Have you tried rubbing Ozzy Osbourne into her eyes instead?
I can’t anymore :(
When life gives you gators, don’t make Gatorade. Make life take the gators back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn gators! What am I supposed to do with these?! Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson gators! Do you know who I am? I’m the man who’s gonna burn your house down! With the gators! I’m gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible gator that burns your house down!
Can anyone suggest a good brand of Gator juicer? Mine isn’t cutting it these days.
You’re doing it wrong, everyone knows that alligators go on the press cone with their mouth. Crocodiles, on the other hand…
