That would never be me. I’m constantly talking to myself. People think I’m crazy, but I think I’m just bursting with ideas!

Yeah I talk to myself and my cat way too much, I actually talk more when I’m alone than I do when someone else is around.
It would be me, except I swear a lot under my breath when I run into problems with software or things. In two languages simultaneously, even.
English and C++
English and a language that’s highly inflective and flexible. So I can’t decide if it’s worse than C++, but that still seems unlikely.
The upside is that a handful of swearword roots produce a vast array of actual meanings. And, we have compound swearings too! Stuff like ‘ballscockwhore cuntfuck’ is entirely possible, with shades of meaning even.
I had to give up talking via swearing at a previous job, because I realized I had trouble coming up with regular words for the things I meant.
Dude you’re not alone, talk to myself all the time. When I am caught I just tell people I was needing an expert opinion. Its gets a good laugh and people don’t think I’m crazy. Agatha Christina would play out the dialog in her novels to herself outloud. Most people with an active imagination does this.
Now @BetaBlake is silent because of your “you are not alone”
Do you not cat?
This is why I stopped by. Cat on my friend. PssssPssss
I cannot relate. I live with my GF but even if she leaves for the night I’ll start talking to my self somehow.
Step one, get a girlfriend
That’s too many steps, I’ll just stick to talking with the voices in my head
if she leaves for the night
How sure are you that you’re her only boyfriend?
Aside from work, most of the talking I do at home is joking around with my cat. He has no idea what the fuck is going on but I crack myself up and he meows his little heart out like he’s watching John Mulaney
For months at a time unfortunately! Lmfao- Use the phone+ call friends and family- people aren’t around forever
Glad I’m not that weirdo. I’ll still talk to my cat.
You don’t talk to yourself?
You lucky BS bastards… And I have to answer the same question to my kid every 5 seconds.
4, because I work partly remote so there have been occasions where I have no reason to leave the house or see another person for four days. I’m introverted so it’s kind of nice, but it’s probably not healthy
Edit: and my dog is not mine: I share custody with my ex (it’s actually her dog) so that’s only half a week
Custody with a dog T-T AND YOU WERNET EVEB MARRIED.
This is why cats exist
I always talk to my cats
I battled severe depression, drug/alcohol abuse/addiction. I was living in the Colorado rockies in the cold mountains with out connection to civilization for weeks on end… im unofficially on rhe spectrum too. I think ive gone a couple days saying nothing, definitely.
I would imagine one would curse a lot in that situation… We are not the same!
when I was a bachelor. what bachelor hasn’t.
I’m highly reclusive, so this happens a lot.
Also, you apparently have a sore throat. Who knew?






