When did you realize you were a cerealphile?
My sexual proclivities are perfectly normal and natural, but your little slutty bowl of Apple Jacks was asking for it.
I find it interesting that you feel “cerealphile” has negative connotations. Where do those feelings originate?
Why? Do you, like, know of a club or something?
~dm me the contact info~
your little slutty bowl of Apple Jacks was asking for it.
Why? Do you, like, know of a club or something?
~dm me the contact info~Sorry - Our club is for consensual cereal love only.
Plot twist, AppleJacks is pregnant and is asking for money for an abortion.
Did you just wank in an oat field and are playing the long game?
Follow up Q: Were they wild oats?
Look in the box.
I SAID LOOK IN IT
Why?
You walk around with that username and you’re asking me why?
I hear a lot of women are attracted to cereal killers
this food play stuff isn’t doin anything for me. can we try something else?
gets out the Hungry Hungry Hippos game
yay extra protein
Did you make eye contact with Captain Crunch or did you turn the box to hide your shame?
Uhm… thanks? 🤨
Who are you? Cereal camer?
Is that a new kink or have you been turning cornflakes into frosties for a while now? Any other party tricks we should be aware of?
