I’m a dude and this photo alone cause me to cover my drink
I am a dude and this photo reminds me of just generally keeping my eye on dudes like this in bars, back in my 20s, and either getting staff to remove people like them when I see them slip the roofie, or cause some kind of scene and functionally do it myself.
These would be the kind of guys who would think their furtive, shifty, jumpy checks of their surroundings aren’t easily noticeable, not confident or bold or smooth enough to do it with the finesse of essentially a magic trick.
They’d be the ones too cowardly to actually, meaningfully throw hands, instead just act indignant and screech, all bark, no bite.
These guys look like mommy took the iPad away during dinner at a restaurant
It’s their evil origin story
Bunch of ugly bugs. This photo smells like gas station boner pills.
Steven Miller acts like the dude who would drug you, put you in a hole, lower a bucket to you with lotion, spray you with a water hose till you put said lotion on, then murder you to wear your skin. That or argue with you about magic the gathering rules and game meta. 100% the biggest tool in the shed
i used to have this friend. acquaintance might be a better word but we were somewhere in between the two. she got married and her husband was 100% the MtG rules lawyer type. they invited us over for a board game night (i can figure out rules and reliable strategies after one or two rounds. they played a game i knew and I won each round with more than double the next highest player’s point total. dude was so pissed off about losing a game to the disabled guy that he gave his wife an ultimatum that we could no longer be friends. I care about as much about ultimatums as i do people who give in to the manipulation, so no big loss.
On the ultimatum note… there was this guy who was friends with my friends, I didn’t know him well, but they spent a lot of time together and I did see him many times a year. My friends were a couple (m/f). I asked why I hadn’t seen him in awhile, and they told me that he got a new girlfriend and his new girlfriend didn’t want him hanging out with other women, so he pretty much stopped being friends with them. I haven’t seen him since, it’s been like a decade.
Why does the guy on the left side of the photo seem so evil. Like I don’t even know (or at least I don’t remember) his name.
Like… omg look so close to putin
Stephen Miller. I’m hesitant to call people evil but… he is. He’s more or less the USA’s shadow president - he maneuvered himself to be Trump’s right hand man and has the clown president’s trust for many domestic issues, particularly anything related to hurting and abusing non-white people.
I compare him to Heinrich Himmler, who was Adolf Hitler’s right hand man for most of Nazi Germany’s existence. They’re both equally pathetic, hate filled men who are responsible for causing a Holocaust. They even kind of look similar.
He is Joseph Goebbels reincarnated.
He is the grinch who mandated Christmas.
Stephen Miller on CNN actually said he considered djt to have limitless power (plenary authority) and then awkwardly froze as if he hadn’t wanted that to slip out. I wouldn’t pass the salt to any of them if they asked politely.
An actual lich, an 80s game show host, and the day shift manager everyone avoids being alone with
US will never live this period down. These dudes are such losers that it’s a historical event in it’s own right.
They all even look like pieces of shit.
While simultaneously looking like taking a shit.
The ghoul, the tool, and the fool.
Those are 3 reason why the US military should be kicked out of the EU. This is like having the fucking Russians in your backyard again.
I hate that I like his suit
You should like it, you paid for it. Also, looking the part is the entire reason this guy has his job.
No i didn’t
None of these guys are fuckable. To their wives: wtf?
who are these people?
One of them is so scared that people might notice his weak, girlish shoulders that he only wears plaid suits with inserts.
Now that you mention it, aren’t both blue suits wearing shoulder pads? Is it time to scrimmage??
One of the three Stooges, and friends
All I know is that one is a couch fucker. No clue who the other two losers are.
Hello grok, please generate an image of corrupt lawyers.
“The reason women and some couches cover their drinks”
FTFY
