owenfromcanada@lemmy.ca to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 3 days agoI hate it when people use pictures showing the condiments only on top of a hot dog.lemmy.caimagemessage-square101linkfedilinkarrow-up1159arrow-down119file-text
arrow-up1140arrow-down1imageI hate it when people use pictures showing the condiments only on top of a hot dog.lemmy.caowenfromcanada@lemmy.ca to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 3 days agomessage-square101linkfedilinkfile-text
Who does this? The condiments would be gone half way through this way. You gotta get them down the sides.
minus-squareOneWomanCreamTeam@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up3·20 hours agoReplace that boring mustard with spicy brown and that’s exactly how I do a dog.
minus-squareowenfromcanada@lemmy.caOPlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·19 hours agoUnder? So the first half is just plain dog?
minus-squareOneWomanCreamTeam@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up2·17 hours agoAre you eating your dogs sideways? Every bite has mustard on it.
minus-squareowenfromcanada@lemmy.caOPlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·17 hours agoI’m eating them top down like everyone else. So if you don’t get condiments along the side of the dog, they’re gone after the first few bites.
minus-squareOneWomanCreamTeam@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up2·12 hours agoYou’re supposed to eat them from the bottom up. That’s how monkeys do it in the wild, so obviously it’s how we evolved to eat hotdogs.
minus-squareowenfromcanada@lemmy.caOPlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·11 hours agoSometimes aesthetics trump evolution
minus-squareAA5B@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·18 hours agoUnder. So the mustard is less likely to glop onto your shirt
Replace that boring mustard with spicy brown and that’s exactly how I do a dog.
Under? So the first half is just plain dog?
Are you eating your dogs sideways? Every bite has mustard on it.
I’m eating them top down like everyone else. So if you don’t get condiments along the side of the dog, they’re gone after the first few bites.
You’re supposed to eat them from the bottom up. That’s how monkeys do it in the wild, so obviously it’s how we evolved to eat hotdogs.
Sometimes aesthetics trump evolution
Under. So the mustard is less likely to glop onto your shirt