Chad-McTruth@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 months agoi have questions about this butthole shavinglemmy.dbzer0.comimagemessage-square30linkfedilinkarrow-up1266arrow-down14file-text
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1 why would toilet paper be cheaper if you shave your butthole 2 whats so fun about shaving your butthole
minus-squareshittydwarf@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6arrow-down1·2 months agoA lighter will make quick work of it too
minus-squarechaogomu@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9·2 months agoJust don’t pass gas. Remember kids, if you want to light a fart, do it through your pants. I knew a guy who did not. He had burns inside his large intestine.
minus-squarewaterSticksToMyBalls@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·2 months agoIt helps if you don’t stick the lighter up your ass
minus-squarechaogomu@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7arrow-down1·2 months agoDo you have a backflow regulator on your asshole? My friend didn’t.
minus-squareMidnight Wolf@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9·2 months agoObviously. Your friend must be an older model. They come standard now.
minus-squaretpihkal@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·2 months agoThat’s the entire reason for lighting farts on fire.
minus-squaretpihkal@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·2 months agoWorkplace bathrooms never allow you to choose the appropriate grit though, unfortunate.
minus-squareMidnight Wolf@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·2 months agoTim is always hogging the fine stuff to jerk off with
minus-squareFuck u/spez@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·2 months agoThermonuclear weapons will also get the job done. Or Nair.
A lighter will make quick work of it too
Just don’t pass gas.
Remember kids, if you want to light a fart, do it through your pants.
I knew a guy who did not. He had burns inside his large intestine.
It helps if you don’t stick the lighter up your ass
Do you have a backflow regulator on your asshole? My friend didn’t.
Obviously. Your friend must be an older model. They come standard now.
That’s the entire reason for lighting farts on fire.
Sand paper too.
Workplace bathrooms never allow you to choose the appropriate grit though, unfortunate.
Tim is always hogging the fine stuff to jerk off with
Thermonuclear weapons will also get the job done. Or Nair.