What is this, a truck of soon-to-be-pencils for giants?
fenceposts most likely.
that or your moms acupuncture kit for her fat neck.
This is so out of pocket. It’s great.
That’s a hell of a load bearing tailgate
There appears to be a beam across the width of the truck, besides that tailgate looks more than sturdy enough.
Vampire for Slayer Hire
Don’t dead open inside
Slayer would totally party with some vampires
I’m really hoping they have a gigantic pencil sharpener somewhere!
we’re gonna need a shitton of
nickelslead
One thing about living in Transylvania I never could stomach; all the damn vampires.
So we ACTUALLY live in the World of Darkness
Proof: the Weaver went mad and with it, the Wyrm.
Do they not have any police?
they do but most of them were involved in hit-and-runs and sent back to 1973.
In the uk? Yes ofc but they don’t really get seen much on motorways
This reminds me of that one clip from that movie where a loose log from a truck skewers a driver.
Serenity?
DAmn you.
I am a leaf on the wind.
Final Destination (insert number)?
I mean the first half is already technically correct.
So much so I was mildly confused by the punchline







