What if, instead of hiring a company, we organized together as workers and yelled at the boss collectively? 🤔
The minute this becomes popular, there will be an influx of people who offer this service. And some of them will privately report you to your boss instead, and they’ll get paid twice the usual rate while you’ll get a pink slip.
"Ok, great performance out there. Calling me a chicken fucker. The employees moral is up, which should translate into better work.
Now, who was the one who hired you?"
“They didn’t reveal their identity. I just got an email from EXPLOSIVEDIARREACHICKENFUCKER@aol.com”
“Hey, are you the manager who made Janet do a double-shift on Wednesday…? Yeah, you suck!”
The moment he’s out the door “Hey Janet, what the fuck was that about?”
how much extra for tackling?
The Manager Damager
Terry Tate, boss linebacker
