I usually watch tv while I eat, and quickly realized that horror and bisque aren’t the ideal match. $200 for me.
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Soup is ideal for every occasion
Soup is good food
You made a good meal
Soup is great, but I struggle with horror. If you’d eat with me and we’d watch the movie together, I think it’d be a good time.
I would happily be paid in soup.
My hourly rate for contract work is around $70.
watch a horror movie that doest rely on cheap jumpscares
There are more great soups than good horror movies. I’ve already seen most of them, and it’s spooky month!
Hot as in heat or hot as in spicy?
Hot as in sexy.
😏😏😏
Both, in my case. But up to you. Your soup of choice at a temperature only a few degrees removed from 100 c
Spooky movies don’t scare me. Neither do horror movies.
Jump scares rely on you being emotionally invested in the characters, and I’m not. I watch more objectively. A surprise is a surprise, but most jump scares are pretty well telegraphed if you know what to look for.
If I were like 13 and I didn’t? I dunno, $20 was a lot when I was 13. That was like an album, a 2 litre of soda, some candy, and some crisps.
Jump scares are cheap. It’s the sound that usually gets me. That said, horror movies have never made me jump as hard as hearing an unexpected gunshot in rust.
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Horror movies never really work on me. I just find them boring. Jump scares might make me jump some of the time, but it doesn’t actually scare me, it’s just the surprise factor and my working reflexes. I think if I’m drinking soup I’ll be able to suppress that reflex. Probably.
You’ll have to pay me to watch the horror movie, but I’ll pay to add the soup. Call it even?
Fair deal, but I’m all out of bisque. Thai red curry alright?
…is the soup going to be really, really wet?
Do I have to hold the bowl? or can I set it down on a table and only risk a spoonful of hot fluids on my face?
Yes. No. (No sensible approaches to anything at the start of a horror film ;))
We could split it into two questions, but I originally imagined a bowl on a table. Which is more precarious than it seems, let me tell you
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You didn’t. OP literally “spoke” first, or you’d have to post this comment on some other thread —not that doing so would make it any more true, mind you. 🤌🏼
Six trillion dollars
Spooky or splatter?
Huuuge difference!A horror film with just a bunch of people graphically dying from dysentery
Spooky, and trying very hard to be, to middling success. Less Rosemarys baby, more Halloween.
Probably free. Depends on how hot the soup and how scary the movie.
My limit for spicy is habanero and my limit for horror is the Smile movies. After that the price goes up significantly, probably in the hundreds of dollars, with more emphasis on the spiciness of the soup, but if the movie will cause nightmares for weeks to come…yeah, that can also add up.
Interesting question OP.
10.000€
