Sit where you are, invite them to come join you
Watch as they both ignore you.
Then you gotta play the game. Stand real still. Lick your arm. Scratch your head a little. Then spaz out and run away.
That’s what a cat would do
The same thing a cat would do. Look at them both, give a slow blink, then stand up and walk away to go do my own thing.
Check mate kitty 🙀♟️🎭
Power move. You sit down in the hallway and make them come to you.
Refuse to participate in this no-win scenario.
Instead? Ignore them and eat a can of tuna.
They will both come running to demand you drop some tuna for them
This is the ideal, yes.
If you can’t win a scenario, change the scenario.
Precisely. I came to comment simply: open a can of anything. Solved.
Just make sure they don’t have access to where you sleep.
Sit in the hallway and go “Ps, ps, ps.”
Turn and walk away. Never negotiate with terrorists!
Sit in the hallway and open a bag of treats
There is this thing called “pspsps” did you know that?
Lay on the ground and meow
Open the fridge and both cats will come running
Ooh, a double slit! Do like the ol’ photon or electron interfering with itself, both slits at the same time.
The revenge of Schrödinger’s cat.
Say “ma-ah!” at them.
That’s apparently cat for “come here”.
Ask Schrödinger to put you in a box, split yourself into 2 timelines, then you can satisfy both cats.
Close both doors, but not enough to latch, then watch which cat caves first and opens the door
Make sure they can both see me and understand that I heard their cries. Turn my back and walk away.
Meet injustice with justice.
