I choose thoughts you’ve never had before.
Is the a safe space to talk about how much i fucking despised the horrible Arby’s oven mitt mascot? That little piece of shit was the worst mascot ever conceived, and it made me unreasonably angry every time a commercial would come on with his stupid cunt face.
I just read up on this creature, and it was voiced by Tom Arnold and cost 85 million dollars to create in 2003 money. Its name is literally Oven Mitt. It lasted only 2 years for all that effort.
Arby’s isn’t really a thing here and I’ve never known why people like it.
Sometimes you want the runs and fries
That’s insanity. No shade to Tom Arnold. That was the worse character I have ever seen represent a brand ever. I am so happy it failed but I wish the best for Tom.
Very safe space and I hate it too.
Thing isn’t a disembodied hand, he’s a species that looks like disembodied hands. There is a photo of his parents who are also disembodied hands.
That would imply that all disembodied hand characters are from the same species and can reproduce.
Isaac Night?
I refuse to believe anything from the new Wednesday as canon. That bullshit is just using the Addams Family to sell dipping sauces at Wendy’s.
Therefore the hands fucked.
Wait there are new dipping sauces?
Fair, but also, Wenclair <3
Just heavy petting from what I heard.
Hrm, not sure.
I can say with a high degree of confidence that these two have though.
The one on the left is uh… lets just say they full circle consenual non consent all the way back into just non consent, one on the right puts up with it though.
👌👈
But how?
Handjob?
“Here’s the church,
here’s the steeple…”Scissoring
I thought it would be like a hand in glove kind of thing.
Yeah I am drinking tonight
Pleaze, Thing is a married hand! Stop this filth!
Same person
Up doot for weird things fucking even though I’m not Murican and don’t really know what Hamburger Helper is.
Shit. Shut up and take my up vote.
Hamburger helper girl is a rubber girl.
You think Morticia and Gomez never got freaky with that thing? C’mon now
