Oh Hell no, I don’t push the button!
It said shifting into the Star Trek universe; it didn’t say anything about time travel or ending up on a planet other than Earth.
Also thanks to Discovery’s writers, in the further away future there’s also a few centuries of dogshit living until they restore the Federation
I still do not recognise this shit as being part of star trek.
The 40k timeline is basically just normal Earth for a few more centuries at least. The Emperor is just out there, somewhere, fucking with shit.
In fact, there would be a golden age on the horizon
Yeah ironically it would probably be better to be in the 40k universe if it was current day.
It’s basically Star Trek for like a millennium or so if I recall. Things didn’t always suck so hard in 40k, it took a while for it to become the grimdark hell it is in the 42nd century
There’s at least a period where you can be a kick ass cyborg building megastructures without too much body horror at a minimum
It says transported. That could definitely mean time travel and/or another planet
Obviously. And it could also mean neither of those
Well, everyone dies. Both options seem more interesting than a cult of idiots worshipping an orange idiot.
What the LILE
So I get transported to a futuristic utopia with Replicators and Holodecks, or I immediately get killed by a Space Marine or whatever.
Either way I don’t have to live in this shithole any more. 🤷♂️ I’m pressing it.
With all the endless war the Imperium is so huge most of the humans probably never saw war and space marines are so rare it’s almost impossible for you to be killed by them.
Even on “safe” planets, the average person is basically a slave doing endless, arduous labor with no concern for their lives or well-being, all under the merciless thumb of Imperial dogma. It’s just a bad place to end up.
Wait… Are you talking about 40k or current day ?
Yes.
Warhammer 40K universe in 2025 would just be the Event Horizon universe 22 years before Event Horizon. ;)
https://screenrant.com/event-horizon-movie-warhammer-40k-prequel-theory/
In other words, about as safe as real life if youre a normal person. We’ve got a lot of time before crazy shit starts happening, and a golden age coming up as well.
When talking about the Star Trek universe, it’s important to designate both what time and which one.
Before first contact in any universe? No.
Prime universe? Sure.
Kelvin? Sure, why not?
Mirror universe? No.
Totally-not-the-mirror-universe-from-Picard? Fuck no.
You get transported to the Trek prime universe. You come out at Wolf-359, and the Borg approach.
I, for one, welcome our new Borg overlords.
Ever heard any of the Borg complain about being Borg?
Well, fuck. Forgot about that one.
T.b.h, Star Trek universe outside of Federation is also mostly dogshit…
Flee to federation space, theres ships going everywhere, maybe you even get to be a a
Kajit or ArgonianCaitan or Gorn.But the button said nothing about transmogrification into other races…
And being a human among Gorn might really suck.On a completely different note:
Being a (decent) human among Khajit might be fun! :-)Just paint yourself green and insist you’re a fellow
orkgornDAKKA, WEN THE WAGON GO FASTAH
Pro… you’re transported to the Star Trek Universe. Con… it’s still year 2025.
You get transported into the Star Trek universe.
But
You will be transported by the Star Trek transporter.
Is that still you?
Either I’m in the star trek universe or I’m dead and some other smhuck has to live with my choices
Yes, unless consciousness is more than the totality of our biology and there really is a soul or something erather.
I would give my best Matt Damon in Interstellar “… that’s the best chance I have had in years.” And then smash my face jnto the button as hard as I could.
So I go to the 40k universe and all of the other beings are the size of my pinkie…
They all attack you at once
Transported as I currently am? No chance of being some other race like Vulcan Hybrid or maybe a 40k psyker?
Nah, I’m good.
Needs more details, but I’m listening.
Pro: You get transported in Star Trek
Con: …. It’s Discovery
I’d take it if it was, “but there is a 10% chance you die.”
As it is, no deal.
I mean, it’s the 40k universe, there’s a 100% you gonna die. So, really, it does fit your criteria… just in a roundabout way.
There are fates worse than death in the 40k universe, like being captured by the dark eldar. If I can take a method of suicide with me, then maybe (though even then, my soul is going to end up in the immaterium).
Also if you die in 40k your human soul either gets devoured by demons or drafted by definitely-not-a-new-Chaos-God
Nah, if you work for the empire they’ll strip away your flesh and make you work forever.
Still better than THIS, so yes.
I don’t think you understand 40k
I know enough ;-)
Hell yes I’ll press. Either place is better than this
And now we wait for the replies… :)
