OhNoMoreLemmy@lemmy.ml to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 4 months agoDisappointed Christians say God is delaying the Rapture until Epstein Files are releasedwww.dailystar.co.ukexternal-linkmessage-square96linkfedilinkarrow-up1964arrow-down19
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minus-squareBut_my_mom_says_im_cool@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up37arrow-down1·4 months agoI mean Jesus could release the files himself hes all powerful no?
minus-squareFrozengyro@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up19·4 months agoHe’s about to release the… Look squirrel!
minus-squareGreenKnight23@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up12arrow-down1·4 months agoJesus is coming! Open your mouth!
minus-squareRaoulDuke@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·4 months agoSwallow the sins of man
minus-squareMJKee9@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·4 months agoBut is he powerful enough to create a rock so heavy that even he can’t lift it?
I mean Jesus could release the files himself hes all powerful no?
He’s about to release the… Look squirrel!
Jesus is coming! Open your mouth!
Swallow the sins of man
But is he powerful enough to create a rock so heavy that even he can’t lift it?