OhNoMoreLemmy@lemmy.ml to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year agoDisappointed Christians say God is delaying the Rapture until Epstein Files are releasedwww.dailystar.co.ukexternal-linkmessage-square96linkfedilinkarrow-up1967arrow-down19
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minus-squareBut_my_mom_says_im_cool@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up37arrow-down1·1 year agoI mean Jesus could release the files himself hes all powerful no?
minus-squareFrozengyro@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up19·1 year agoHe’s about to release the… Look squirrel!
minus-squareGreenKnight23@lemmy.worldcakelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up12arrow-down1·1 year agoJesus is coming! Open your mouth!
minus-squareMJKee9@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·1 year agoBut is he powerful enough to create a rock so heavy that even he can’t lift it?
I mean Jesus could release the files himself hes all powerful no?
He’s about to release the… Look squirrel!
Jesus is coming! Open your mouth!
Swallow the sins of man
But is he powerful enough to create a rock so heavy that even he can’t lift it?