OhNoMoreLemmy@lemmy.ml to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year agoDisappointed Christians say God is delaying the Rapture until Epstein Files are releasedwww.dailystar.co.ukexternal-linkmessage-square96linkfedilinkarrow-up1967arrow-down19
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minus-squarenotsosure@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up15·1 year agoWell I went to heaven, just as predicted. Let me tell you: it is GREAT up here. And free WiFi too, as you can see.
minus-squareDiplomjodler@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·1 year agoCool. How’s the food? Are there orgies?
minus-squarenotsosure@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·1 year agoFood is surprisingly good actually. Lots of grapes. No Orgies yet, but they drag Epstein from hell everyday to give us all bjs.
Well I went to heaven, just as predicted. Let me tell you: it is GREAT up here. And free WiFi too, as you can see.
Cool. How’s the food? Are there orgies?
Food is surprisingly good actually. Lots of grapes. No Orgies yet, but they drag Epstein from hell everyday to give us all bjs.