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  • Eiri@lemmy.ca
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    Oxygen chamber? Sounds like a great way to die early

    • BananaOnionJuice@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      Hope they don’t have bare wires and too much velcro.

      • Eiri@lemmy.ca
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        I just meant breathing more oxygen makes you agree faster

        • betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world
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          makes you agree faster

          You’re absolutely right.

          • Eiri@lemmy.ca
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            Damn it

          • trashgirlfriend@lemmy.world
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            I only breathe CO2 and I absolutely disagr

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              He’s dead Jim.

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            Careful with that oxygen

            • poke@sh.itjust.works
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              Yeah that stuff can make you agree faster

        • UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml
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          So, you wanna start a business together?

        • BarqsHasBite@lemmy.world
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          Source?

          • Eiri@lemmy.ca
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            Uh, high school science teacher. Never really looked it up until today but considering there’s science on the reverse effect (less oxygen for slower aging), I’d say it’s probably not bullshit.

            https://hms.harvard.edu/news/decrease-oxygen-boost-longevity

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        Yes, I also hope they don’t and not that they do.

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    My favorite thing about the whole myth about people in southern Italy regularly living to be over 100 is that it’s actually just pension fraud.

    • LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world
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      Ok but we still can’t deny that Mediterranean cuisine is maximum nutritious & maximum yummy.

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        I won’t fight you on that.

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        That’s the spirit! Shortlived as it may be

  • resipsaloquitur@lemmy.world
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    Immortan Bryan.

  • potoooooooo ☑️@lemmy.world
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    You just know he’s going to have some hilariously ironic death like the Segway scooter guy. It’s like learning about the guy who claimed God couldn’t sink the Titanic and deciding, “I’m going to do that! Every day!”

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      Oxygen is so bad for you, too. It literally damages cells. I don’t mean this ironically or anything else. It is physically bad for you to breathe pure oxygen.

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        Oxygen is corrosive as fuck. That’s why people are so obsessed with anti-oxidants. It’s important to cellular respiration because it is do damn volatile, but our bodies have to do a lot to keep it contained and safe.

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        Rust in peace, Bryan.

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      Hyberbaric chambers have a tendency to explode.

      There was one in the news the other day that tragically exploded with a small child inside.

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        What did the little shit do to cause it to tragically explode?

        Edit: Yeah, I know, I’m going to hell.

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          You know I’m required to push all the buttons, right?

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      Or a terrible, painful one.

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      Wasn’t Apollo I destroyed when a spark caused an explosion on the launchpad due to pressurising the cabin with pure oxygen?

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        No, it was because of shoddy wiring causing a fire inside the capsule in an area that couldn’t be accessed easily from the inside or extinguished from the outside. The egress sequence was also very time consuming (somewhere like 90 seconds). Apollo I also was just a training module, it never got launched.

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        Maybe, but that’s neither here nor there. We can’t draw that correlation to effects of oxygen on the body via respiration.

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    Why is this meme implying that olives, Campari and cigarettes is not the peak of human diet that we all know it to be?

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      Because it’s missing the 6 month old leg of pork that’s so full of nitrates it cannot even rot.

    • Valmond@lemmy.world
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      Cheese wine and cigarettes is le better!

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    This guy pissing away millions on his ongoing psychosis episode should be grounds enough to ban billionaires forever.

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    Dude is going to end up burning alive in that thing

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      Or die by decompression if the chamber cracks.

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        Those chambers are normally only done around 2 or 2.5 atmosphere, 3 tops. Not enough to kill anyone if it cracked. A small pop and rushing sound at most depending on the crack size.

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          Injury can occur at pressures as low as 2 psig (13.8 kPa) if a person is rapidly decompressed.

          That’s around 0.15 kilo or Bar. That’s astonishingly low.

          Source

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    Oh boy more rent payments.

    More scammers scamming me.

    More douchebags looking to exploit me for profit.

    I’ve “lived” enough on this shithole planet.

    • outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      So, making it less of a shit hole, living somewhere else, or fixing the whole ‘living’ problem?

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    Never go in against a Sicilian when death in on the line… smh

    • UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml
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      I’ve been building a resistance to oxygen my whole life.

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    Our bodies have multiple enzymes and antioxidants to keep oxygen from slowly killing us. And this guy wants to concentrate it. Hyperbaric has its uses, making a normal person live longer is not one of them.

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      It was a complicated time when life switched to oxygen. We still have life without oxygen btw (mostly in the depths). But those damn plants fucked up a good life for everyone back then.

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        Plenty of anaerobic bacteria topside! Go take a dump. That smell is mostly their waste products.

        Fun fact: Poop is mostly bacteria. Had a gut surgeon tell me it was 90%.

        https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/7359576/

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          90% sounds about right. We’re two legged supports for our bacteria. Without us it would take them ages to go places. That’s why we shit at least once a day. Toilets are our bacteria’s malediction.

          Also you have to breathe more from the belly.

          Edit: those lazy oxygen deniers are squatting the guts of all the land dwelling animals, as it protects them against the new (relatively) toxic atmosphere. We should probably encourage them to face their fear and discover the world. Diarrhoea for all, that’s what I say!

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          Animals are pooping inside of me?!

        • Burninator05@lemmy.world
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          Go take a dump.

          Don’t threaten me with a good time.

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      fire hazard too.

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        Listened to a tale of a kid with adhd thrown into one of these and the moron doctors didn’t follow proper safety. Apparently it’s not just a fire, it’s like a goddamn plasma burn. No way on hell do you survive. Better to let a person burn quickly rather than attempt rescue.

        Kids name was Thomas Cooper, died in Detroit.

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          yup. flame in a pure oxygen env (or even just a high %) spreads insanely quickly and can even burn the lungs.

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    Am I the only one who thought this was Tom Scott for a moment?

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      Kinda looks like him and it would be the type of thing Tom Scott would demonstrate but he wouldn’t push pseudoscience so aggressively

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    I’m smoking Campari through an olive right now!

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      Is the olive boneless?

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        The olive bone is the healthiest part! Keeps your teeth strong.

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    never heard of a little thing called oxygen toxicity

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      Isn’t that what the air tubes are for, like a SCUBA?

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        scuba don’t breathe pure oxygen. That’s poisonous

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          Yeah but it maintains the proper balance

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            with higher pressures, scuba divers get less oxygen in the mixture they breathe. Because of the higher pressure more oxggen gets absorbed by their lungs and so, to compensate, there is a smaller percentage of oxygen in the tank.

            This guy is not doing that.

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    IMMORTAN! WITNESS MEEEEE!!

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    Pretty quick way to die if the oxygen ignites.

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