octopus_ink@slrpnk.net to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 6 days agoFox and TPUSA Declare Kirk's Holy Tissue Performed a Miracle. (No, really. 🤦♂️ )slrpnk.netimagemessage-square65linkfedilinkarrow-up1363arrow-down122file-text
arrow-up1341arrow-down1imageFox and TPUSA Declare Kirk's Holy Tissue Performed a Miracle. (No, really. 🤦♂️ )slrpnk.netoctopus_ink@slrpnk.net to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 6 days agomessage-square65linkfedilinkfile-text
https://www.foxnews.com/us/charlie-kirk-ally-reveals-absolute-miracle-may-have-saved-lives-during-fatal-shooting
minus-squaremhague@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up124·6 days agoGod made sure only Charlie Kirk was killed. It’s as if God smote Charlie in the middle of a crowd, in the middle of saying hate, and spared the onlookers. Yeah, I don’t think that’s a good thing for fans of Charlie.
minus-squareedgemaster72@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up14·edit-25 days agoExcept any time you point out inconsistencies in their beliefs they’ll just wave it off with “goD wOrkS In mYsTerIoUs wAyS”
God made sure only Charlie Kirk was killed. It’s as if God smote Charlie in the middle of a crowd, in the middle of saying hate, and spared the onlookers.
Yeah, I don’t think that’s a good thing for fans of Charlie.
Except any time you point out inconsistencies in their beliefs they’ll just wave it off with “goD wOrkS In mYsTerIoUs wAyS”
Fucking Biden! /s
It was gods will. Clearly.