Federal police are still investigating whether the aircraft was involved in drug trafficking
Um…
It was medicinal cocaine!
i mean, the dental industry goes through it pretty fast. or was that the opthamologists
I’ll have to ask my eye doctor about cocaine eye drops
iirc it’s to immediately staunch bleeding during eye surgery. or oral surgery. maybe both! as you can see all i remember is that cocaine drops exist as legit medicine
Oh. I thought this was a big joke. TIL.
Maybe it was just for personal use
Just Teddy still funding those wars in South America.
oh no, Elon’s weekly supply!!
Guess Elon’s weekly shipment will be late. Probably scrambling to replace it off the streets like some kind of nose-mounted vacuum cleaner.
Wow! I wonder what will happen to those 178kgs of cocaine they found!
How do they know it’s a fake spaceX packaging? Seems legit to me.
I’m sorry?
I wonder if it’s a joke label or not
Some drug traffickers use existing brands to “market” themselves.
Here’s some Afghan heroin seized and destroyed by the international coalition on the Arabian Sea in 2021:

Id ride in a bently, I wouldnt ride in a spacex or tesler
it’s okay to use a hard A with teslers it’s one of those slurs that never goes out of style
Eh?
i’m comparing the T word to the N word. i never said i was clever
This one went over yer head hahaha
My elbows are up
Eh is prounced as “A”
I NEVER SAID I WAS CLEVER wooosh
I only get that Johnny Chimpo branded stuff. It’s Afghanistanimation!
I was about to say, who would ever brand their cocaine, whether it was actually SpaceX or some random cartel? I would get the “brand identification” argument at the end user stage, but marking your bulk shipment of drugs just seems dumb.
i need to clean my glasses i thought i finally found the secret ingredient in my beaver brand mustard
It’s real. I used to buy Nike brand ecstasy all the time.
If you have a Nike store in your town, I recommend you go in and ask for the triple stacks.
in other news: are mitsubishi and tesla involved in global ecstasy sales?
Plane full of drugs crashes. Police are still investigating if it was involved in drug trafficking… what?
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MDMA pills are often branded with various logos from all sorts of companies and IPs (without permission, of course), so I imagine it was something similar to that.

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Orange teslas were great. Not seen them in about 6 six years though.
The plane was registered to Zambia
checks out. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/South_Africa–Zambia_relations
I thought I was clicking through to a satire site. Da fuq is this.
Musk switching away from Ketamine?
The cocaine is going to straighten him out and making him more normal.
How much of the product was in the pilot’s system?
Foreshadowing for the next launch.
I love how they have to note it was “fake space x packaging.” I don’t believe that for a second. This was probably elons weekend stash and he is going to be quite upset.













