So basically tea is just a “Hot Leaf Juice”.
Iroh: How can a member of my own family say something so horrible?
Coffee is bean soup.
Vanilla Soy Latte - 3 bean soup.
Sounds delish!
Maybe my standards for soup are higher than they need to be, but I say it’s Bean Broth at best.
Consommé
They are cherry pits though, not beans.
You don’t boil salad in water. So, no.
You don’t boil salad in water.
You don’t boil salad in water.
Lettuce famously was (and sometimes still is) braised (other salads are cooked as well), so the answer to that is, 'that depends".
Tea is a low-entropy saladoid with soupiness = 1
Coffee is a kind of tea
Good time to drop an educational reminder that tea isn’t just leaves in hot water but an actual plant. The tea plant, or Camellia sinensis.
A lot of the things that get labeled as “tea” are not actually tea.
Look at you spilling the tea
Yes, if it doesn’t contain actual tea leaves it is technically an infusion.
So coffee is a tisane
Coffee is bean soup.
Salad water is missing the element of heat.
What kind of salads you been eating
Salad must contain salt, that’s what the sal part means.
Really? Because we don’t call our vegetable because of it’s saltiness
Salad comes from Latin. Sal- (as in saline) is the root word, meaning salted. A salad is chopped veggies with oil and salt. Today we generally used a Mayo or vinaigrettete style dressing, containing salt, oil, and usually an acid as well.
Salad water lmfao
I’m probably going to call it that forever now
Hot sap.
I feel like you would appreciate Salad Theory
literally on assumption 2 they’re already wrong a typical AMERICAN english speaker would but everyone else would call tuna salad tuna mayo and pasta salad well we don’t really eat that that nuch but if it had hot dogs we’d call it hot dog pasta I’m not sure what to call it if it’s just peppers and pasta and sauce I think then creme fraiche pasta cause we’d use creme fraiche not salad cream and taco salad is just taco filling so no by assumption 2 they’re already completely wrong pizza is by no means a salad a salad is predominantly vegetables or at the very least fruit











