Billionaires: “In the future there’s going to be water wars. You need to invest NOW! Quick before it’s too late. I swear I’m not just trying to pump the stock.”
Billionaires: “Water isn’t accruing value fast enough. Let’s invent a product that uses a shit ton of it!”
Billionaires: “No one likes or is using the product. Force them to. Include it in literally all software and every website. Make it so they’re using the product even when they don’t know they’re using it. Include it in every web search. I want that water gone by the end of this quarter!”
Billionaires: invests heavily in water.
Billionaires: “In the future there’s going to be water wars. You need to invest NOW! Quick before it’s too late. I swear I’m not just trying to pump the stock.”
Billionaires: “Water isn’t accruing value fast enough. Let’s invent a product that uses a shit ton of it!”
Billionaires: “No one likes or is using the product. Force them to. Include it in literally all software and every website. Make it so they’re using the product even when they don’t know they’re using it. Include it in every web search. I want that water gone by the end of this quarter!”