My dog posted this.
This is a red, beige, and green checkered flag.
- wants to chase down people
- is whimsical
- can’t make up his mind
- is controlling
- cares about fitness
- not a gym bro
I want you to do exactly what I want, but I don’t want you to do it because I want, I want you to want to do it. What an easy going person
Yeah this person sounds annoying and like they might be a serial killer later and i want to hang out with them. Possibly even enough to run.
I was talking to a guy who wanted to stalk me through a mall until he caught me. He seemed confused when I wasn’t interested.
Now consider this, you both have different shops in the mall you have to take a photo in, you start from different ends of the mall, the one who finds the other or takes the photos first wins. It could be like stalking but more of a game.
That could be a cute game! But he wanted me to try and escape the mall. The price of failure was him ushering me to a dressing room to do things only he was interested in doing.
Pretty creepy, maybe not the best plan
I agree, and I let him know that haha
Because of the implication
the many outs on getting paid is a deal breaker.
Pays 5 EUR
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No weirdos though
Go play open-field paintball. Sounds like he’s into the hunt, so up the ante and be hunted too. Do the stalking while being stalked.
that’s not a power fantasy anymore
You might be right.
This person just needs better parents
They weren’t fast enough
well, they didn’t get paid, so it’s their loss
for a second I thought I was on 196
Serial killer type shit.
Yeah sure if my dog is a serial killer
Read this in Nathan Fielder’s voice.











